Top 10 Ways To Write A Highly Successful Blog  

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
8/16/2005 9:02 am
Top 10 Ways To Write A Highly Successful Blog

Yep, today is Top 10 Day. Here are some tips for you newcomers that will aid in the success of your endeavors. Old timers may want to touch on the list just as a refresher course.

Top 10 ways to write a successful blog:

10. Follow politician's lead. Give away FREE turkey to all visitors
9. Convince family to create many screen names and leave remarks for you
8. Hire Knuckles Poodnik to inspire visitors to your blog. Furnish baseball bat for the stubborn
7. Offer coupons
6. Follow Haliburton lead. Give away FREE 500 dollars to all visitors
5. Hypnotize viewers when entering to love your blog
4. Never do anything I do
3. Hold visitor's family members hostage until satisfactory remark is left. Pick happy family first
2. Use love this blog Subliminal love this blog messages love this blog on love this blog viewers

and the number one way to write a successful blog

1. Pick great topic and write great story. If unable...plagiarize Alex Halley

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wyvernrose 39F  
3964 posts
8/16/2005 10:30 am

lol good idea's Talldark

although I would say post regularly (like at the very least every second day) post about anything fun regular anything but don't get too dismal

mine isn't successful but then I never really wanted it to be


007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
8/16/2005 10:55 am

TDA1, you do so well. Why cant I do what you do?(#4)

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

rm_WickedFemale 64F
401 posts
8/16/2005 10:59 am

Hmmmm, you have forgotten the title or subject of the blog....the get ya to look about why I love oral sex or that three way you did and everyone was to peek ~grins at you~
being the most successful blog is not the goal here is an insight that maybe, just maybe there is more than a piece of ass here.....

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 11:02 am

Thank you Wy...regular posting is good. In the language of the intended reader is also good. I forgot to say that #$%@.
I think you're successful.

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rm_Lovepack1000 47M

8/16/2005 11:09 am

Nice advices, mine are:

1. be frustrated about fooling around unsuccessfuly
2. get hungry and eat a cake
3. have not the foggiest idea in your bonehead
4. find the next best to blame
5. write some most stupid stuff and be happy

(i think you would at least not fit 1. so this is not about you)

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 11:31 am

Stan glad to be of help...nobody liked Knuckles anyway. Sure it wasn't his twin?

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 11:32 am number 4 coming up. Soon.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 11:33 am

Wicked good point. Success is measured in many different ways!

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papyrina 52F
21133 posts
8/16/2005 12:04 pm

`your humor tickles me

I'm a

i'm here to stay

Philosophy_N_Sex 50M/48F

8/16/2005 12:15 pm

Did I hear turkey?

coupons? where? can I clip some?

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 3:22 pm

Thank you Papy. I love giving out gitchies!

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 3:24 pm

PNS you did hear correctly! Unfortunately I didn't sibscribe to this method. I can however offer you a FREE evaluation of your boobie photo LMAO.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 3:26 pm IOU works just as well. I use 2 pt type and offer an expiration date.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/16/2005 3:27 pm

LMAO pass!

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rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
8/16/2005 3:35 pm

I noticed that [blog 2] keeps showing up as one of most actively watched blogs but it doesn't have any posts just an interesting pic. Oh well, the category isn't for most actively read blogs is it.

I know this because I took a look as a supportive fellow blogger of course, not just because of the pic, which just happens to be my new screensaver image.

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 8:55 am

Luke anything in the name of science is fine. Was quite a photo wasn't it?

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 8:58 am

Huny, have another tequila I have another tequila use have another tequila it have another tequila sparingly!

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/17/2005 12:50 pm

LOL Lovepack. Thanks for the advice and the disclaimer...I was there for a moment. Whew.

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sweetthang2877 41F
534 posts
8/17/2005 4:25 pm

Okay TDA, I think I get it pics are not on the top 10 list!! Ah well, guess I'll have to get imaginative!! LOL


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/18/2005 5:29 am

ST...I failed to list all of the ½ numbers...they ALL include boobie shots

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