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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
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8/4/2005 4:01 pm
This May Affect You Or A Loved One...Sign Up Now

Once again, sexyfitwoman has inspired a blog. Those Canadian women I tell you. Hmm, next thing you know I'll be drinking Moosehead and carving wooden penises.

She wrote a hit home blog about real life inferring with blogging. It's true...it does. Therefore...taking the moose by the horns...I am announcing that I shall found the all new..A.F.F.B.A. AdultFriendFinder Bloggers Anonymous.

You'll need a support buddy. I'm really good at supporting boobies, so if you need that too, I'm available.

No more carpal tunnel, no more squinty eyes, no more spitting beverages on your monitor, no more peeing yourself, no more staying up until sunrise, no more...wait a minute. I love all these things. Never mind.


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rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
8/4/2005 7:23 pm

I wouldn't laugh near as much without these blogs and everyone knows laughter is good for you. BTW, I like your office chair.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


jungandhorney 43F

8/4/2005 8:05 pm

i would ask you to support my boobies but last i heard you thought i was lethal............................

so, never mind..........

will need to find stunt partner elsewhere, i suppose................


BLONDENEEDSSEX 58F

8/4/2005 8:06 pm

Stands up tall andsays "Hi My names Blonde and I`m a blogoholic and proud of it. I`ll take the buddy , but I don`t want no DAMN cure".

Blonde


rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/4/2005 8:09 pm

I agree, laughter is mucho good. I confess...I'm an addict. I'm thinking about marketing that chair to fellow bloggers. Since this is an adult site...maybe call it the Humpty Dumpty.

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five_speed 42M

8/4/2005 8:51 pm

My name is five-speed, and it's been three minute since my last blog activity..... no wait, getting my wires crossed... that is how i am suposed to pretend to confess my blogging at church, not the way I am supposed to discuss it at the A.F.F.B.A meetings. So now you know! I'M NOT SORRY! I'M NOT ON THE WAGON!!!


Claudette33 107M/107F

8/5/2005 1:21 am

Where do I sign up? Will you be buddy, you can hold .... anything..


ExploreMore4Me 60F

8/5/2005 4:48 am

Ummmm...(hides around the corner...hangs head in shame!)I'm EM4M...I am a blog addict. I don't know how it happened or just which post was the final blow, guess it don't really matter! All I know is now blogging is all I can think of. It doesn't matter where I am or what I'm doing. Everything I see screams at me WRITE A BLOG POST ABOUT ME! I've tried to keep it under control. I really have. I've gotten better, even without treatment! I'm not hollering "Blog Idea! & Look..More Shoes!" while in the stores anymore, which is probably a good thing! I quite stealing pens and notesbooks so I can keep track of my blog ideas. Which is probably another good thing! Instead I bought a handheld micro-recorder...now I just look like a "babbling blog" idiot instead of an obsessed wandering reporter! Yes. I confess I'm a blog addict! Does this make me eligible for a sponsor at the A.F.F.B.A.? (smiles WEG as another blog post idea comes to mind!)

Hugs!

EM4M


rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 5:32 am

Jung, ya know there's a lot to be said for going out with a smile.

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 5:33 am

I'm with you Blonde. LOL obviously I'm an addict.

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 5:33 am

5 speed, let me know if that line works.

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 10:56 am

Claudette...c'mere. Fill out these disclaimers. We're set. Let the supporting begin!

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 10:58 am

LMAO EM4M...step away from the microphone...I can't wait to read the idea.

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 11:01 am

T it would be my honor. You know, you're only 1015 miles away. Are those Canadian miles I wonder? If so, that's only around 906 U.S. Cool.

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TDandH1960 57M

8/5/2005 12:31 pm

You mean that there is a name for this problem, though I mostly comment on others blogs, dayum late for work again!


rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/5/2005 2:42 pm

LOL TD&H...yep we're famous. We have a sickness named after us. Geez I love recognition!

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Theflinkychick 106F

8/5/2005 4:16 pm

oooh, EM4M! I have one of those recorders! OOOH thanks!

"I'm a blog addict and I'm ok"...

Not all who wander are lost.


rm_Network_Minx 48F
542 posts
8/5/2005 9:36 pm

I AM NOT AN BLOG ADDICT!!
I can control my habit. I know I can. It's only a 3-10 hour a day habbit. My kids don't need the computer to write their papers. I don't get frustrated when the filters at work block AdultFriendFinder. So I just took an hour off of work early to check my posts, I needed to see if anyone had comments for me, so what? It's not like this is taking over my life. I did get dinner for my lover tonight (we ordered pizza) I have it under control. Hey I don't stay up all night blogging, I just have insomnia. Maybe you all have an addiction but I don't.

I am not in denial.

NM


rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/8/2005 10:06 am

Flinky...take 2 aspirins and call me in the morning. You're fine.
<perk> Recorder??

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/8/2005 10:07 am

NM I admire your control. We can all take lesson from your example...thank you. You're an inspiration for us all.

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