There IS Hope On The Horizon Kids ... Cum At Will !  

rm_talldarkavg1 106M
15586 posts
9/19/2005 4:52 am
There IS Hope On The Horizon Kids ... Cum At Will !

Well, I never thought I would ever be able to tell anyone this...the pharmaceutical labs may have actually outdone themselves! Usually, I lament quite feverishly about these pill pushing giants. I really dislike the common practice of treating symptoms rather than causes. However...redeption may be at hand.

Recent studies are showing that a drug, Anafranil is possibly a dream come true. First off let me explain what this drug is prescribed to treat...actually, let's use a docctor's words: Anafranil is a tri-cyclic antidepressant used in obsessive disorders. This differs markedly from Zoloft or other SRI type antidepressants. Zoloft is used in obsessive disorders as is Anafranil, but they are adjuncts and will not "replace" each other, since some respond to one and some to another. Side effects are somnolence, tremor, headache, insomnia, increased appetite, increased sweating, dry mouth, fatigue, and flushing. Contraindications are pre-existing mania or psychosis, or ongoing surgery.

Well kids, it seems that they have just learned of a NEW side-effect that occurs in 5 to 12 % of the people taking it. When you sneeze...you have an orgasm. Yep, you read correctly. The big O with every sneeze! YIKES.

Excuse me, while I'm waiting for my Anafranil script to be filled...would you please tell me where the sneezing powder is located? Holey Underwear Batman. A drug that treats depression causing orgasms? I'm going to go out on a limb here...I'm guessing that's a pretty good treatment for depression.

A tip of the hat to BASEL Phamaceuticals for listing their drug as NON addictive. Let's see...when I sneeze I have an orgasm...Nah...I'm not addicted. 5 bucks says the scientist that invented this drug was named something like...Shoot D. Wadlow.


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rm_CookieLips2 62M

9/19/2005 7:08 am

Well now, we wil sure know who is on this stuff. They will be easy to spot too. You see people walking around looking at the Sun and you will know that they are trying to sneeze. Oh, and by the way, his name is Wadnow!


rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
9/19/2005 7:36 am

LOL Cookie thank you. I stand corrected. Does looking at the Sun really make you sneeze?

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rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
9/19/2005 11:05 am

I've always thought those two bodily functions were similarly constructed, so it makes sense. Plus it's better then now, when a sneeze just makes me pee.

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
9/19/2005 11:21 am

LMAO Wahine...please keep me posted on this one!

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
9/19/2005 1:31 pm

6 or 7 sneezes in a row Jiggly? You're a dead woman!

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dano6332 57M

9/19/2005 2:07 pm

Tall, I am advising my broker to buy futures in fine black pepper. You in?


rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
9/19/2005 2:17 pm

Way ahead Dano. It's already up 14 points! I jumped in this morning.

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dano6332 57M

9/19/2005 4:06 pm

hey we could help KJ and Jez cum to the convention with our extensive pepper wealth


rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
9/19/2005 5:01 pm

Hmmn ... i don't think any one on Anafranil will be able to last to long in my little contest

Achooo .... Mmmn ... damn i'm out


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frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
9/19/2005 5:48 pm

roflmfaoooooo, AWWWCHOO
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shychurchmouse 50F
239 posts
9/19/2005 10:08 pm

No crap holey underwear batman. While your getting your script filled can you get a couple extra for me and also buy me stock in that company. Made be laugh so hard although I must admit I would rather be sneezing.


rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 10:32 am

Dano I was thinking the same thing.

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 10:33 am

LMAO Luke. Don't you hate it when that happens?

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 10:33 am

T...bless you. Can I get you 20 or 30 Kleneex's?

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 10:34 am

Shy who can blame you? I gotta try a few of these myself.

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rm_Balanon2 50M
193 posts
9/20/2005 10:54 pm

Good lord! I have hay fever and during allergy season I can sneeze 20-30 times back to back (if I don’t take an antihistamine). That drug would most likely kill me. But, talk about dying happy!


rm_talldarkavg1 106M
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9/21/2005 8:13 am

Ban....cum and go at the same time. WOW

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