rm_talldarkavg1 107M
15586 posts
9/27/2005 3:14 pm

This is an outrageous post and in very poor taste! If you are easily offended, well for that matter...able to be offended...You should probably skip this one!

Hard to believe that Halloween is right around the corner. Got that special costume set aside yet? Probably not because costumes are BORING. Well kids, not anymore! TallCo® is bringing out the New Halloween Line. And just in time.

Pictured at left is our all New Michael Jackson Costume. Everything you need. Shirt, shoes, hat, shades, and foam filled midget hand-stitched to the trousers. Looking to turn heads? Want recognition? Want to be unique? Looking for a chance to get punched in the face and arrested? This is your choice.

How many times have you wanted a costume but nothing quite struck your fancy? Well? How many? Do we have a costume for you. It's a handmade longjohn slightly soiled with imported dirt, and has 33 naked Ken dolls sewn on it. What is it you ask? Yep, John Wayne Gacy's basement. Talk about the only one at the party with this puppy...you betcha!

Working from a modest budget? No problemo! Our economy costume supplies you with 19 flesh colored California prunes, 2 grey wooly worm caterpilars (dead), and a roll of clear tape. Just tape the prunes to your neck, tape one caterpilar over each eye, and there you have it...an instant Andy Rooney!

Another modestly priced costume is our large plastic doggie doo that fits over your head and comes with either a cross or a Star of David planted in it. We guarantee nobody else thought to go as Holy Shit!

I know what you're thinking...what about the kiddies? Got it. You remember that pain in the butt kid down the street? Give him our all new Shadow costume. It's a one-size fits all leotard with hood...in jet black. Give it to him and tell him he doesn't have a hair on his ass if he doesn't cross the street to collect twice the candy...often.

No matter your budget, we're thinking of you.

[blog talldarkavg1]

dano6332 57M

9/27/2005 3:30 pm

LMAO Tall sign me up for a small Jackson (I want it tight!!!) and an X Large Gacy

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
9/27/2005 3:34 pm

OMG! I lost it when I opened this blog and saw the picture...continuing reading jsut made it worse.

Glad you are back and up to your old tricks.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

Theflinkychick 107F

9/27/2005 3:46 pm

Funny, funny, funny... thanks for the laugh...

Not all who wander are lost.

AmberSolaire 43M

9/27/2005 5:04 pm


1586 posts
9/27/2005 5:56 pm


You owe me a new keyboard.

I don't think I'll ever get all of the Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper out of the keys. Next time I do a spit-take, I'll make sure it's with water.

Thanks a lot, buddy.


deviantangel690 46M/43F
1 post
9/27/2005 6:08 pm

well hell they have micheal where R.Kelly????

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
9/27/2005 6:11 pm

Lemme guess...Amber is dressing up as John Wayne in The Quiet Man?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

9/27/2005 7:54 pm

Make that TWO new keybroads...dude your so twisted,marry me already


rm_CookieLips2 63M

9/28/2005 6:48 am

Hey TDA, you forgot a real easy one! Wear a white leotard and cut holes in a black Glad trash bag for your head and arms. Wear bag over leotard. If any asks what you are tell them "White Trash"! And, make that 3 keyboards, wireless of course!

onelittlesecret 35M
1579 posts
9/28/2005 7:10 am


I think the picture alone may make this the funniest blog ever. LMAO, thanks.

mygmyg 60M

10/1/2005 9:50 am

Laughing, choking, Laughing, Moaning shaking my head, too f'ing funny, god I am still cackling........

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