Stuff That Creeps Me Out, Scares Me, Just Isn't Right  

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
15586 posts
3/22/2006 8:08 am
Stuff That Creeps Me Out, Scares Me, Just Isn't Right

Last fall there was a trend in Blogville toward posting 100 things about yourself and I complied. Now there is another trend it seems. To post fears and or darker aspects of yourself. Well, far be it from me to be a non-conformist!

So...here goes. My list of stuff that scares me, creeps me out, or just plain isn't right. A Top 20 revealing look at Tall:

1. I don't trust Mexican Vampires. Maybe the movie Dusk Til Dawn has tainted me forever.
2. When I was 6 my right foot was almost bitten off. I think by a vagina. It may have been a dream.
3. After reading the back story of The Time Machine...I was shocked to learn that the Eloi were republicans and the Morlocks were democrats. They always voted along party lines.
4. The Burger King in the commercials creeps me out.
5. If I ever met Donald Trump I would get arrested. I would have to find out what's going on with his hair.
6. I loved to watch my kids trick or treat. I hated when they returned without Snickers bars.
7. I hate to see kids victimized into believing that selling lots of over-priced candy is their responsibility.
8. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I figure about a ½ cord. They'd argue over the revenue and then call a strike. Gasoline would go up 3 bucks.
9. Call me softhearted...why do I give a shit where Waldo is? But I do!
10. Enough is enough. Really? I can't stop wondering how much is enough? What quantity? Also, what's the difference between a few, some, and several? Dammit.
11. Here's an obscure one. Frankenstein never scared me. Marsupials do. Because they're fast.
12. On the third day GOD created the Sun and said, "Let there be light!" Great. So how long were the first 2 days? And by the way GOD, if YOU'RE reading this–and I know YOU stop in from time to time–has your SON gotten his OWN place yet? 2006 years living at home is stretching the "I can't find a place" a bit thin isn't it? Won't even ask if HE'S working.
13. I don't know with certainty if this is true, but I read that the Constitution has a provision that allows the President of the United States to order the execution of an individual. If this is true...why is Bill supporting Hillary for President?
14. I have often wondered if that hangy thing in the back of my throat is the male equivalent of a clitoris. I haven't had the guts to dildo it.
15. Who did write the book of love? I think it was Madonna.
16. I never trust a proctologist with a Polaroid hanging from his neck.
17. Why do we encourage little boys to wash their hands after they pee? Why don't we just encourage them to wash their penis?
18. I have a secret desire to stage races with the scooters at WalMart.
19. I look horrible in fishnets.
20. I have never experienced road rage in my life. I inspire it in others daily.


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rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
3/22/2006 1:53 pm

LOL...#14....Will you Please share that with us, if you ever get the guts up to try that!........


expatbrit49 64M

3/22/2006 3:40 pm

ROFL, good one

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


libgemOH 57M/54F

3/22/2006 4:11 pm

I don't know TDA, I bet you would look really sexy in fishnets! -B


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/22/2006 4:26 pm

OHMYGOD! I hate Spanish vampires! Maybe we should just agree to hate Latino vampires in general. Does that make us racist?


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
106F

3/22/2006 5:08 pm

The Burger King dude....Yeah you and me both, There's something just so disturbing about him...Ready

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runzwithknives 61F

3/22/2006 7:34 pm

ROFLMAO
As for #14-Don't do it and you'll just have to trust me on this one, k?


saddletrampsk 55F

3/22/2006 7:54 pm

I too would love to see what Donald's hair is made of..animal, vegetable or mineral..


Efilnikufesin69 48M

3/22/2006 10:39 pm

#12, my sentiments exactly! Too funny! I wonder if the Pope has ever asked himsself the same question!


beewulf9 39M

3/23/2006 2:19 am

You have been missed.

Thanks for making me chuckle.


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
3/23/2006 4:00 am

Geat list Especialy # 11. Those guys ROCK.


Efilnikufesin69 48M

3/23/2006 6:14 am

Tag, you're it!Tagged Kitties Don't forget to Spay and Neuter


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/23/2006 10:11 am

LMAO Vick. It was. Didn't think anyone remembered.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/23/2006 10:12 am

Star...I am gathering courage. Can't be a vibrator model...hate to chip a tooth.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/23/2006 10:13 am

Expat thank you sir.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/23/2006 10:14 am

Gem trust me...not a pretty sight. My boys get all bunched up and pop out in a fairly unattraction fashion.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/23/2006 10:15 am

Saint I think I doesn't. Just remember...the Spanish infinitive chupar means...to suck. On second thought...I can use that!

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/23/2006 10:18 am

Ready I don't get the marketing thinking. People don't buy stuff from people that creep them out. Oh wait...forgot about Bill Gates.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/23/2006 10:19 am

Runz I'm thinking a consultation may be in order here. Tell Dr. Tall all about it.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/23/2006 10:19 am

Saddle it would almost be worth the fines wouldn't it?

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/23/2006 10:20 am

Efiln...nah. Denial.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/23/2006 10:20 am

Bee...welcome my friend. The pleasure is mine.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/23/2006 10:22 am

Cru you win!!!! I didn't think anyone would catch that. Yep...they ROCK every morning!

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/23/2006 10:23 am

Efiln...I'm it? Been called a lot of things over the years. Never an it. Well, wait. There was that one time when I was drunk.

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TTigerAtty 63M

3/23/2006 1:33 pm

I agree! That Burger King guy is not "kid friendly". He spooks me out too! Could be one of those weird child molesters! Funny post! Thanks!


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/23/2006 2:04 pm

Tiget...Considering the melon that I sport I hate to point fingers...but that guy's head is too damn big.

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outdoorsman3174 43M

3/24/2006 10:57 am

#11 I'm a hoofer at heart...


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/27/2006 8:36 am

LMAO outdoorsman...I love inside jokes!

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