Space Shuttle Letting In Alien Life Forms. Viagra Sales Soaring. Related??  

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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8/1/2005 8:46 am
Space Shuttle Letting In Alien Life Forms. Viagra Sales Soaring. Related??


Is it just me or does it seem every time the space shuttle goes up the weather goes bonkers? I have been following this and there does appear to be a direct relationship here. Here's my theory...maybe, shuttle is letting in alien life forms and they're taking the ozone as souvenirs.

I know it's popular to blame the French for: the ozone deterioration, global warming, radioactive Atlantic fish, the overhead 2-handed military salute, and those pain in the ass mimes, but maybe they're innocent after all.

Think about it. What do we really have to offer intergalactic tourists? Bobblehead dolls aren't real amusing to people with gigantic heads to begin with, and what about a plate saying...Welcome to Indiana? There's a real head turner. T-shirts? Nah, Kylothians have privates so big they already wear T-shirts upside down. They call them T-capris.

Now look at Viagra sales. It is reaching a record level of consumption. Hugh Hefner can't be getting that much action. There has to be another explanation. It must be the space aliens, the non-Kylothians. Of all the space aliens you've seen in photos and movies...ever see danglage? They must have smaller Johnson's than me! Makes sense that they'd need Viagra then. Maybe the females are nabbing the ozone and the males the Viagra.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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8/1/2005 9:20 am

Hmm I'm afraid to Honni. This isn't going to explain why my butt itches is it?

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rm_clinck2 32M
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8/1/2005 9:57 am

No way man, Viagara is just a dilute mind control agent, created with the O-zone that is missing, released by the government. You see the man is behind it all, after viagara has penetrated the market enough the goverment will roll back the rest of the o-zone layer and the aliens will invade with remote controls in hand. You see the penis was not actually a natural part, it was installed several thousand years ago by an advanced race of super aliens for later use as antenae. They made sex feel good so we wouldn't reject the artificial part. They also left roaches behind as spies


AmberSolaire 43M

8/1/2005 10:04 am

Dont the aliens live under water where the real action on earth is.Ive heard its like Amsterdam on speed down there.That explains the danglage as they get the extra bouyancy needed from the water.


rm_FreeLove999 48F
16127 posts
8/1/2005 10:15 am

well, you can always look at my blog and check out what this weekends visiting alien had to say--- under "free love, free thought, free association" -- LOL! there was definitely some alien life visiting earth this weekend -- hehe!!



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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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8/1/2005 10:19 am

Clink2...I knew it! Is that why Daschelle didn't get elected?

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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8/1/2005 10:20 am

Amber...you saying the danglage is a form of rudder?

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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8/1/2005 10:21 am

Will check Free...& now back to our regular programming. LOL

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Philosophy_N_Sex 50M/48F

8/1/2005 11:00 am

Oh No
you have uncovered the consiracy, you life is in danger! run hide!


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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8/1/2005 11:17 am

PNS I am changing my name, moving, and blogging under an assumed name! Watch for Takkdakshriveled1.

D'oh, I shouldn't have mentioned that.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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8/1/2005 11:18 am

PNS I am changing my name, moving, and blogging under an assumed name! Watch for Takkdarkshriveled1.

D'oh, I shouldn't have mentioned that.

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Sizzle364
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8/1/2005 12:48 pm

ROFLMAO...As usual.


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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8/1/2005 1:45 pm

thanks sizzle ¦:¬)

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