Perhaps I Should (Re) Introduce Myself To Everyone  

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/16/2006 2:56 pm
Perhaps I Should (Re) Introduce Myself To Everyone

I used to blog here quite a bit. Well, a whole bunch actually. I disappeared around 4 months ago (for the Pavlovian aficionados thats about 28 months) and have now resurfaced. So it would seem.

I tend to see life a tad off-center. I take absolutely nothing in life seriously. Well that's not entirely true. There are a couple things in life I DO take very seriously. 1. an ex wife's attorney. 2. anyone who has a firm grip on my testicles. But aside from them, nothing.

BTW, yes that is my 13 month baby photo in the playpen. This will probably come as a shocker to most of you, but I was a bit of a problem child. Now I realize not that many playpens nowadays are equipped with a barbed wire containment system, and probably even less use a 220 volt electrical deterrent, but my parents did the best they could in view of so many restraining orders.

Oh the fond memories of when they fired up the electrical unit. That familiar comfort of the buzzing sound. All my hair standing on end. I'm getting goose bumps just telling you. And oh how everyone laughed for hours everytime I hit one of the side panels. Will that much current on all four sides I used to pinball around in there for 7 or 8 minutes easy, piss myself, speak in tongues, and then couldn't see for a day and a half. But, who said comedy wasn't without a price? We were always such a close family.

Maybe next time I'll share my childhood and how I learned hanging from my penis probably isn't a good idea.


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MissKittyNip26 107F

3/16/2006 3:28 pm

Well.. welcome back!! Can't wait to hear the "hanging from my penis" story...lol..


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
3/16/2006 3:28 pm

loosens the strings on the straight jacket


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


libgemOH 57M/53F

3/16/2006 3:34 pm

By the way, the lovely ass I was speaking of yesterday was Papy's, (it is lovely, isn't it????) however, I think she was right! I can't wait to read more! -B


digdug41 50M

3/16/2006 3:41 pm

barbwire huh 220volts sounds like something I could use for my nephew ROFL

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/16/2006 3:47 pm

Thank you MissKitty. LOL...attempting penis chinups is not for the meek I can tell you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/16/2006 3:48 pm

LMAO Papy...free at last!

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/16/2006 3:56 pm

Gem...I'm so embarrassed. Not to mention poor Dig. Sorry Dig. Yes she does indeed have a great backside! Frontside is really great too.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/16/2006 3:57 pm

Dig I may still have the blueprints...not sure if the prosecutor's office got them or not.

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imLadyBambi 59M/51F

3/16/2006 4:12 pm

Wow, we are glad to see you back. Your wit was unmatched.


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/16/2006 4:29 pm

Bambi thank you. Happy you stopped by.

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rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/16/2006 5:05 pm

Have you knocked someone up? Between the Teletubbies and the playpen I have to wonder.


FunandFrisky79 43M/38F

3/16/2006 5:44 pm

Hey, stranger! Welcome back!!! I had almost lost all hope that you'd return! But, alas! You're back! I've missed you, sweetie! Big kisses, my friend!!!

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rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
3/16/2006 5:50 pm

Glad your back, I enjoy reading your Blog!


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/16/2006 6:16 pm

Saint...those are merely unfounded rumors and not true. Jeez, and to think that the owner of that pet store swore secrecy.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/16/2006 6:17 pm

Star thank you. Hope you get an occasional grin.

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rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
3/16/2006 6:27 pm

Yeah, I'm with Saint. Am thinking maybe new alimony payments in the making?

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vanna4u 39F

3/16/2006 6:47 pm

I think that's a very cruel thing to do to a child. I would like to report this to the SPCA.


rm_titsandtires 53M/43F
3656 posts
3/16/2006 10:57 pm

I need something like that for some of my customers in our waiting area. I could hook up the electricity to the magazine rack. Great idea!

tires


Efilnikufesin69 48M

3/17/2006 12:55 am

Dont make me laugh so hard the coffee comes out my nose! Too funny! I am so glad you are back General!


Fox4aKnight1 44F

3/17/2006 12:56 am

Welcome back!!!!


GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
3/17/2006 3:02 am

.... is wiv saint and 1hot on this one

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/17/2006 5:42 am

Thanks Frisky. Missed you too!

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/17/2006 5:43 am

Sexyfit thank you...I've always been here for the people. Probably.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/17/2006 5:46 am

1Hot nope, no alimony payments. No pregnancy. Although even though I am declining in years, I would still consider getting pregnant.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/17/2006 5:46 am

LMAO Vanna, let me know how it works out.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/17/2006 5:47 am

Salz I'm wondering if a franchise may be in order?

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/17/2006 5:48 am

Tires if you caombine work and entertainment...what's the point of showing up? Super glue on the urinal handle works out too.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/17/2006 5:49 am

Candy! Thank you. Missed you too.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/17/2006 5:50 am

Efiln thanks bud. TallCo is working on a nostril diversion tube. I'll keep you posted.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/17/2006 5:51 am

Thank you Fox. Drop in anytime.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/17/2006 5:55 am

Huny...been out to lunch for a bit.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/17/2006 5:56 am

LOL Goddess...OK OK...I'm trying to get pregnant.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/17/2006 11:11 am

Thanks Sexyfit...just what I needed. Something else to confuse me LMAO.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/17/2006 11:13 am

LMAO Girlz...hmm, pine scent. Could work.

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hotandhorny107 60F

3/17/2006 10:12 pm

Welcome back babe! So good to have your rare intelligence and wit to ponder upon.


sincitybrunette 56F
1668 posts
3/18/2006 8:51 am

you are absolutely hilarious.....welcome back, you were missed


rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
3/19/2006 5:41 am

Welcome Back!

Purry {=}

Purry


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/19/2006 9:45 am

Hot! Welcome back. Brother did you hit the nail on the head. It is indeed rare to find intelligence in me.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/19/2006 9:46 am

Thanks Sin. I may stray off to some light-hearted stuff soon. All this serious crap depresses me.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/19/2006 9:47 am

Thank you Kitty. Happy New Year to you as well.

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Ultraviolet_69 63F

3/23/2006 11:44 pm

So glad you decided to resume blogging. Looking forward to your tales about Little Kenny. The white shirt and bow tie is a good look although I had to read through the blog to make sure it was really you since you weren't in the red white and blue tank.


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/28/2006 12:00 pm

Thanks Jay. One never knows what's next. I never know what's next.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
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3/28/2006 12:01 pm

Thanks Ultra...heh heh I'm incognito. At least until the dry cleaners finds my top.

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