Name Your Favorite Sexual Position. Here's a Few  

rm_talldarkavg1 106M
15586 posts
3/20/2006 6:26 am
Name Your Favorite Sexual Position. Here's a Few

I am so behind the times. I just found out that the shaven clean look is gaining popularity with men nowadays. Well, since as you all know I am here for the people, I decided tio experiment with this. Also keep in mind that putting a razor to that part of my anatomy causes shrinkage, butt puckering, and my toes to touch my heels. Since I couldn't use a razor I decided the next logical method. Singe the hair. Guys...a little FYI...Never, and I mean never...put a lighter to your testicles!

It will come as no surprise to most of you that I am also a tad behind the times when it comes to sexual positions. I realize this, and in an effort to upgrade my skills, I went on a fact-finding mission. Here's what I discovered.

I am sooo behind the times! I had no idea that sexual positions had clever names. Had no idea the human body could do half this stuff. And definitely didn't know so many appliances and gizmos can be used. Here are a few of the more common sexual positions I discovered:

Cross Legged Mutant
Butterfly
Frog
Kneeling Pretzel
Riding the T
Old Faithful
Rocket Sled
Yawning Dog
Asian Cowgirl
Fusion
Deck Chair
Throat Swab
Scarf

The 6 most popular positions:
1. Control your O
2. Johnny Cum Quickly
3. Chicken Soup
4. Soft Rock
5. G-Spot Jiggy
6. Now & Zen

I had no idea. I have a list of my own. Keep in mind, these are not for amateurs! Here are some of my heartfelt suggestions:

1. Corned Beef & Cabbage Patch
2. Osama Bend Over
3. Dangling Participle
4. Black-eyed Peas
5. Dancing Munchkin
6. The Stuttering Cooter
7. Sac Race
8. Marine Raiders & the Peasant Girl
9. Mt. St. Helens
10. Hitler Gets A Noogie

I suspect I may have missed a few. Here ya go...what's your favorite position?


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readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
106F

3/20/2006 6:59 am

My fav is "Im to old for this shit".....Ready

Ready


Efilnikufesin69 48M

3/20/2006 8:00 am

LMAO! G-Spot Jiggy as well as Corned Beef and Cabbage Patch are my favs!


saddletrampsk 55F

3/20/2006 8:44 am

My favorite is the Saskatchewan Cowgirl Rodeo position that quickly can change to Johnny Cum Quickly


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
3/20/2006 8:57 am

Considering how much of my time I spend online these days, I'd say that In Front Of The Monitor, if not my favorite, seems to be the most common.

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libgemOH 57M/53F

3/20/2006 8:59 am

I guess I am naive after all....and here I thought I knew it all!! What book are you getting these positions out of? I wanna add it to my reading list! My personal favorite is one you didn't include, the seltzergasm!! -B


rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
3/20/2006 11:52 am

I would have to agree with 1hotwahine. I spent alot of time in front of the computer. But for me its called "Bent over the keyboard"


expatbrit49 63M

3/20/2006 3:04 pm

mine is the I lay back and you work

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spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
3/20/2006 6:08 pm

Jockeying for Position

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


Billy0974 43M
7 posts
3/21/2006 1:02 am

I guess I'm the only one to comment on...YOU TOOK A LIGHTER TO YOUR TESTICLES....OMFG... I would have Never,(I repeat...NEVER) thought of removing my hair that way...LOL

Thanks for putting a smile on my face...


rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 8:38 am

Ready one is never too old for this shit! I suggest you try the German Fist Cake or the Pennsylvania Pancake. Easier of the ear lobes!

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 8:39 am

Thanks Efiln. Mine too. Also like the Nutcracker's Sweet.

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 8:40 am

Saddle...is the tutoring on this?

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 8:43 am

1Hot for you I suggest the Mouse Knuckles position. Move the pad first to eliminate chaffing.

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 8:45 am

Gem the seltzergasm? Oh my. Sounds like alot more fun than the Gingasm.

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 8:45 am

Star...turn on the web cam!

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 8:47 am

Expat...I call that one the Job Interview.

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 8:48 am

Spin...be cautious when jockeying. Better yet, just switch to boxers.

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 9:05 am

Sexyfit...I'm going to have to try that one. Sounds like alot more fun than the oven mitt.

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 9:06 am

Billy thank you. LOL...wondered if anyone would catch that.

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
3/22/2006 5:09 am

LMAO Salz...you fit in nicely here!

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
3/27/2006 8:35 am

Huny...what was the question?

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BaronessK 53F

4/21/2006 9:56 pm

The one that will make his eyes roll back in his head (which is a totally different one that makes an exe's eyes roll).


rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
7/16/2007 9:24 am

mine is the
"Insert Tab A into Slot B ... and repeat as needed"Position

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