Feminine Hygiene Got You Sitting Alone In Theatres?  

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
15586 posts
3/21/2006 6:05 am
Feminine Hygiene Got You Sitting Alone In Theatres?

No question that from time to time everyone feels a little less than fresh. Often, there just isn't any way to slip away and use those messy liquid solutions. What's a body to do?

Never fear ladies...TallCo® comes to your rescue with all NEW and IMPROVED...Clitty Litter. Just descretely sprinkle a 5 or 6 handfuls of Clitty Litter into your underwear and POOF...your problems are solved.

Ladies...TallCo® has gone a step further. Other products offer scents like Springtime, Lavender Potpourri, or Mountain Breeze. LAME! At best you're going to attract a florist. Want a real He-Man? Clitty Litter is Budweiser® scented!

The right guys will be climbing all over you. TallCo®...building a better tomorrow.


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libgemOH 57M/53F

3/21/2006 6:32 am

Where do I get it! Bud scented clitty litter, we all need that!! -B


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
3/21/2006 6:55 am

ooo two pkts please,


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


freetime648 53F

3/21/2006 7:39 am

Oh geez...what next.....tampons that look like tea bags??? Oh wait....they already have that.....send my Clitty Litter to PO BOX xxx....


xx FREETIME648 xx


Efilnikufesin69 48M

3/21/2006 7:49 am

I heard that stuff causes post penal drip! LOL


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 9:12 am

Gem I do what I can. I see a need in the marketplace...I react. I'm here for the people.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 9:12 am

LOL Papy...coming right up.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 9:13 am

Freetime your order is on it's way.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 9:49 am

Efil...it is a mild irritant. No worse than poison ivy or nettles.

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rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
3/21/2006 10:49 am

Are you from Texas....?
I can spot a BSer a mile away.....

....m.


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
106F

3/21/2006 10:52 am

Do you any in steak scented...Ready

Ready


rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
3/21/2006 10:58 am

Great, I always wanted to smell like one of the guys! I'll fit right in during the big game, or race!

Where did ya say, you can order this?


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 11:15 am

MM I'm from extreme northern Texas. Indiana.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 11:16 am

Ready I toyed with that. The A1 caused problems.

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rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
3/21/2006 11:17 am

I can't help but wonder what the newer bloggers are thinking by now, lmao.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 11:18 am

Dark...ya know...we'll be the official hygiene product of NASCAR soon. Talk about Git 'er Done!

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 11:59 am

1Hot...they're scared. I can feel it.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/21/2006 2:22 pm

LMAO Vick...Grape Nuts? Hmm...I'm seeing a new product coming.

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citizen_2point5 48M
71 posts
3/21/2006 4:11 pm

Is this the kind that has to be cleaned with a scoop or the clumping variety?


spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
3/21/2006 5:37 pm

Are you planning the TallCo IPO before or after this hits the shelves?

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


TTigerAtty 63M

3/21/2006 6:26 pm

Thanks, TDA1 .... "for building a better tomorrow"! This could really help to cut down on my outlays for $7.50 tubs of buttered popcorn when I take my current lady to the movie theatre. That buttered popcorn helps to mask the odor!


digdug41 50M

3/22/2006 9:05 am

ROFL AS USUAL

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


runzwithknives 61F

3/22/2006 7:50 pm

ROFLMAO with beer coming out my nose.
I'll want to order the Git 'er Done, 90 weight please.


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/23/2006 9:44 am

Citizen...neither. A gentle (yet subtle) shake of the leg and PRESTO. All gone. We do however, advocate standing in a planter when shaking.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/23/2006 9:47 am

LMAO Spin...before of course!

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/23/2006 9:48 am

Ahem...Salz...wanna go see Harry Potter?

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/23/2006 9:48 am

LMAO Tiger...you may have inspired another invention.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/23/2006 9:49 am

Sexyfit...I am working on an adapter that will allow that application.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/23/2006 9:51 am

Dig thank you sir. You know thousands of men all over the world have found this product useful to control those surprise bladder releases when reading blogs. OK...I may have over stated a tad. I find it useful.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/23/2006 9:52 am

LMAO Runz...coming right up.

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