Day Two As A Lesbian ... Making Lots Of New Friends  

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
15586 posts
10/27/2005 7:41 am
Day Two As A Lesbian ... Making Lots Of New Friends

So far my life as a lesbian was been semi-eventful. I figure it must be the do as so many of you have pointed out. Last night, saintlianna told me that I need a makeover. She has volunteered to help me. This is a snappy do that I came up with...but it still may not be the best look for me.

Make no mistake. I am circulating. It's not like I'm sitting at home waiting for the phone to ring off the hook. I'm out moving and shaking. I went to a lesbian bar and figured I'd strut my stuff and get picked up.

When I walked in it was kind of interesting. Ever see the movie Animal House? Remember when they went into the bar where Otis Day & The Knights were playing and total silence fell over the bar? Same deal. Undaunted, I walked up to the bar, ordered my drink, and headed for the pool table. Near as I can figure I must have had 5 or 6 drinks and tripped or something. You know how forgetful I get after 5 or 6 drinks!

The reason I figure this is because several hours later I woke up in the alley with a lumpy head and a pool cue sticking out of my butt. I must have made a lot of new friends and bought several rounds of drinks too, because my pockets were empty.

All in all, I'd say I was pretty popular. The new do must be working, but we'll see what Saint comes up with. This weekend I'm going over to make new friends with some lesbian girls from Holland. A group called Dykes with Bikes. Sounds like fun!

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digdug41 50M

10/27/2005 9:52 am

roflmao!you go TDA

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

DaphneAgain 104F

10/27/2005 10:18 am

Oh Boss. I'm afraid those people at the convention might have warped you. That is if you didn't warp them first.

BTW, that "do" makes it look like you have handles. That could work.

SibylBatchAxile 44M
384 posts
10/27/2005 10:42 am

Well TDA, the hair IS better...but you strike me more as a Britney-Spears-with-pigtails kinda girl...err...guy...err...whatever....

Dykes with Bikes, huh?

They must have some kinky likes...

Keep us posted on your fun with them!

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
10/27/2005 12:54 pm

Thanks Dig. So far it's been all good. I think.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
10/27/2005 12:55 pm

Agent 99 that is exactly what I thought! Handles are in this season you know. left your glasses case last night.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
10/27/2005 12:56 pm

Darius thank you. Me looking like the Britney type eh? I have a feeling after the biker episode the "Oops I did it again" may be a common thread.

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rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
10/27/2005 1:12 pm told me you cloned those cells!

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SoljerBlu 40M

10/27/2005 8:54 pm

I do like the new "MAMMARY GLANDS" you're sporting.. sorry about the paranoia of saying tits! Hope you got over your snit and will hang around longer.. you're actually funny as hell... we'd be bad in a bar together...we'd both end up in the alley!
Actually, if you come to St Pete, I know a couple lesbo bars where you'd fit in fine.. at least as well as I do!

rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
10/27/2005 10:19 pm


oddly i like this hairdo okay ... err ... Ma/Pops

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
10/28/2005 6:51 am

Dikes with Bikes?

I envy you. Please let me know if they have a chapter in Greece...

PS: Saintie is a dear, dear friend... but you may reconsider following her suggestions... lol...

onelittlesecret 34M
1579 posts
10/28/2005 8:21 am

I see you got your costume on for Halloween too.

...oh, you mean that isn't a costume?


I'm going as Wordsmith2004 this year.


dano6332 57M

10/28/2005 9:50 am

Your scaring me. Obviously you have let your morals slip a bit over the years as you are not allowed to accept a pool cue in the ass until at least the 3rd date. God what ever happened to saving it until you know both their first and last names.

redswallow777 49M
6811 posts
3/15/2006 8:06 pm

I was wondering what had happened to you....guess you forgot you had blog duty....glad to have you back

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
3/17/2006 5:40 am

Thanks Swallow. I forgot...hate it when that happens!

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