Bugged By Cell Phones Going Off At The Wrong Time?  

rm_talldarkavg1 107M
15586 posts
9/28/2005 9:42 am
Bugged By Cell Phones Going Off At The Wrong Time?

How many times have you been at a movie and heard a cell phone ring? Only to have the very same phone go off ten minutes later? And then a third time? Actually, I have never gone through the third ring thingy. The ring is muffled by their butt.

Another problem is dropping or misplacing your cell phone. A big problem. TallCo® has you covered. No more annoying rings at the wrong time and no more misplaced phones. We are proud to announce the All New Earphone 4000.

This well engineered masterpiece is not only tiny but fits comfortably in your earlobe assuring you it will never get lost again. That's right, this little beauty easily slips into any pierced ear and performs flawlessly...unless of course you forget to remove it when showering.

We know what you're thinking..."My ear isn't pierced" or "my piercing isn't that large." No problemo amigo, we offer the All New Hole Expander 1000. This clever device slips into any normal ear piercing and gradually enlarges the opening to accomodate the phone. All in under 2 minutes. Don't have a pierced ear? Again...no problemo amigo...the Hole Expander 1000 is self-tapping!

DISCLAIMER: Hole Expander 1000 is not intended as amarital aid or marital Get Even device. Some minor bleeding is normal when using the Expander 1000 and should subside somewhat in 12 hours. Cell phone service contract is required to actually speak to someone.

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madkitten 55F
291 posts
9/28/2005 12:54 pm

My stupid phone rang in the middle of 2 minutes silence, in the middle of a full sports hall a couple of weeks ago, and there wasnt a hole nearby to swallow me either. But saying that I think I will decline on the Hole Expander 1000.

deliciousngood 65F
1667 posts
9/28/2005 2:33 pm

Re: cell phone woes.....Read my blog...LOL

expatbrit49 64M

9/28/2005 3:02 pm

our movie place has a cell blocker so phones cant ring, much easier

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

_pretty_fly_guy 33M
153 posts
9/28/2005 4:56 pm

Does it have bluetooth,
is it hands free,
does it have gprs

where can i buy one

dano6332 57M

9/28/2005 8:48 pm

Can't Tallco just give us a product that allows us to have conversations in our heads that no one else can hear?

shychurchmouse 51F
239 posts
9/29/2005 1:45 am

TDA damn should know better then read your blog with this cold laughed so hard sent myself into a cough attacks. Damn that hurts. Oh well they say laughter is the best medicine. Maybe you need a medical advisory.

2xTwiceShy 52M
470 posts
9/29/2005 2:11 am

Just thinking about all the places women are prone to pierce these days conjures up countless images of the ways I'll be able to carry on my phone calls now.

Sorry for the echo, Mom. I'm in a tunnel...

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
9/29/2005 2:24 am

Hey Dano, you mean to tell me that you don't have that happening already?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

Goldenhairgodess 64F
396 posts
9/29/2005 6:23 am

I cannot even bring myself to pierce my ears for earrings, let alone something like that! LOL! Besides, I have no cell phone, and hope never to need one.

Theflinkychick 107F

9/29/2005 6:35 am

That person in the picture has to be much less jumpy than me. If a phone rang that close to my ear I'd go into orbit. It wouldn't matter if I knew it was going to ring. It would still startle me. And the jerks I know would be hiding around the corner calling me just so they could peek out and watch me jump outta my shoes!

Not all who wander are lost.

keithcancook 61M
18138 posts
9/29/2005 6:40 am

Dear TallCo,

I would like to return my Earphone 4000. It just isn't working out. Interference from the metal plate in my head is driving me nuts. It somehow locks into another number and I have spent the past few days hearing every conversation from a nearby CALL CENTER.

BTW, do you need a new mortgage? How 'bout some windows? Perhaps you need your house painted or your carpets cleaned?

Reciting the Ring-Tone Blues in Rochester

DirtyLilSecret61 57F

9/29/2005 7:00 am

Wow, brings a whole new meaning to the term "earlobe plugs" ... I keep mine on viberate. FAR MORE fun getting calls that way. 'Course people worry when I start rolling my head back and forth, moaning ... then say "ooooooo a phone call, I should probably get this" then thrust my hand slowly down my pants.


playfulwithyou33 57F
961 posts
9/29/2005 9:43 am

Playful ISN'T Feeling So Playful Any More...

It is with some sadness and much disapointment that I am writing this post to inform you that I WILL NO LONGER BE COORDINATING THE UPCOMING BLOGGER'S CONVENTION; nor at this time do I have intentions of attending it as well.(due to personality conflict)

Do NOT send any more checks to REED ENTERPRISES!

If you have sent in a check for the Masked Ball I will return it promptly.

I have emailed individuals regarding transportation, rideshares/roomshares--trying not to leave anything dangling. If I have caused you any inconvenience...I apologize.

Thank you for reading this and I hope you have a fun filled trip to the Blogger's Convention.


frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
9/29/2005 5:38 pm

We have a few peeps here in town taht can stick thier phones in their ears, probably a baseball bat too...EWWW..can see them at 80-100 in a nursing home... will be a good place to run the oxygen and IV tubes..lmao T


Luvwetcunt1000 50M
1258 posts
9/29/2005 10:50 pm

You know what TDA? I'm plain old fashioned. I'd prefer to just shove that ringing phone up their rectums. Get more satifaction that way!

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