Jerkin' Back and Forth  

rm_srqguy1963 54M
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3/5/2006 3:48 pm

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11/4/2006 8:02 pm

Jerkin' Back and Forth

What is compulsive masturbation?

For me it's masturbation as stress relief, as an antidote to boredom, as a replacement for real sex, or as something to do between occasions of real sex.

In the 30 years I've been doing it, I've done it just about everywhere and at every time possible. I was going to list some of the places, but I don't need to go into the obvious ones. One of my favorite times were in high school when I used to sit across from Casey Orlov and get off without ever touching myself--just flex the muscles until it happens (just don't wear khakis--it's kind of obvious you've splooged yourself when the cum seeps through). Another was in the middle of a crowd at EPCOT during the fireworks--I kept it in my pants, but the fact that I was surrounded by people resulted in an especially good orgasm.

That was 15 years ago--I have a little more sense these days, and keep my masturbation to myself (except when it's with a partner). I typically masturbate once or twice a day, and sometimes stroke for an hour or more before I allow myself to cum. It doesn't take much to get me started (as long as she's interesting to me)--seeing a favorite actress on TV, hearing sexy conversation, or seeing someone hot at the beach or the mall.

I like watching ladies masturbate--especially when they lose themselve completely in it--and I like mutual masturbation, too. I've caught a couple of folks masturbating before, and what a turn-on! Of course, I had to whip it out and tug one off on those occassions.

So now you know I'm a perv. I love to beat off. But I'm not one-dimensional: I love everything about sex, in pretty much all its flavors. What can possibly be bad about something that makes one feel so good, as long as it doesn't adversely impact others? I guess I may technically be a sex addict (if such a thing exists), but WTF? As long as I'm not hurting myself or others, there ain't a thing wrong with it. It beats (no pun intended) most of the other possible addictions, hands down.

Anyway, that's enough of that.

As always, my tongue is planted firmly in my cheek. Ladies, I'd rather it was planted in yours.

smoothcyclist 58M

3/12/2006 5:05 am

Sounds perfectly normal to me. Sometimes you have to jerk off. I used to come home from work and blow a load just so I could go to the health club and not have a hardon the entire time.

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