rm_sparkee_143 65M
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9/11/2006 5:55 am

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9/11/2006 7:17 am


For those of you that are tired of giving out the same old excuses over and over again... as a public service - here are some different ones you can try:

When someone contacts you and wants to get to know you... just tell them...

I'd love to... but:

-I want to spend more time with my blender.

-The man on television told me to say tuned.

-It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.

-I'm building a pig from a kit.

-I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.

-There's a disturbance in the Force.

-I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.

-I'm attending the opening of my garage door.

-I have to fulfill my potential.

-It's too close to the turn of the century.

-I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.

-I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.

-I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.

-I promised to help a friend fold road maps.

-I'm trying to be less popular.

-I have to study for a blood test.

-I have to rotate my crops.

-I prefer to remain an enigma.

-I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

.....and, I won't accept YES for an answer!!

CreatingBeauty 55F

9/11/2006 6:11 am

Love your post, too funny. Also --" I would love too, but the others in my head said no"

~Life is drawing without an eraser~

True passionate artists feel every dimensional thing around them. They absorb the scene....................

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