student of life  

rm_silkditty 67F
12408 posts
8/20/2006 7:45 pm
student of life

why did God create

skid marks?

rm_magnet4u22 50F
18406 posts
8/20/2006 8:28 pm

If they wore black shorts, they wouldn't show.


rm_babyboomer26 67M
898 posts
8/20/2006 9:24 pm

    Quoting rm_magnet4u22:
    If they wore black shorts, they wouldn't show.
Excellent suggestion!


florallei 100F

8/20/2006 10:51 pm

Hey SD,

I say white shorts should be banned....eeeeeeeewwwwwwww...I am with Magnet4u22...wear black...far sexier...give you privacy on intimate stuff...

Panthiest 74M

8/21/2006 1:47 am

Somebody get a hose!

rm_KingEdain 47M
1848 posts
8/21/2006 9:57 am

Not sure why god did that......... maybe just a way to embaress men and remind us who is running this big old

ldftb1 36M
214 posts
8/21/2006 11:18 am

so you will know who wipes their ass properly and who doesn't, isn't it obvious. lol

Panthiest 74M

8/21/2006 12:50 pm

No fire - guy needs his ass hosed down cuz obviuosly, TP dosen't do the job. On the other hand, I've always wondered about thongs cuz they're pretty much up in there. too skinny to tell?

ColB74 43M

8/21/2006 2:20 pm

Am I wrong in thinking that you could just not shit yourself?! Or even wipe your arse properly when you are finished??!!

Come on guys! You're adults, shouldn't need to hide it with black shorts!!

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
8/21/2006 3:39 pm

So we could tell the boys from the girls???

FrankPicasso 53M

8/21/2006 6:10 pm

Probably just another of God's little practical jokes. Kind of like smegma ... although smegma can serve a purpose. Hey, didn't there used to be a hip-hop artist named "Skid Marks?" He had a streak of #2 hits I believe. "Dingleberry Nation" was one of 'em I think. "Backdoor Surprise" was another. I'd better stop right there.

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