rm_silkditty 67F
12408 posts
4/13/2006 1:25 pm

Just heard a newsclip on CNN about a guy with a website who collects people's anonymous secrets via regular mail. He'll be eventually publishing a book.

Here are a few of the secrets:

"Sometimes when I get mad at my husband, I put boogers in his soup."

"Sometimes I go to the drugstore and poke holes in condoms."

"I stole my epileptic dog's valium."

"Whenever I drive over a bridge, I want to drive off."

"I use my roommate's hair clips as nipple clamps."

Here's one of my secrets: The only time I've ever shoplifted anything, it was Preparation H.

Anyone else have a secret they want to share?

dankos2069 57M

4/13/2006 5:46 pm

holes in condoms, jiminey christmas is nothing sacred??

dankos2069 57M

4/13/2006 7:40 pm

btw, I forgot to tell you that shoplifting Preparation H is a crime that inevitably get you in the end.

my secret: I cannot measure drywall or ceiling tiles without making a mistake measuring it, then cutting it. So then I use opposite as the correct way. It's a left/right brain thing, and well Im a few brains cells short quorum up there.

dankos2069 57M

4/14/2006 10:49 pm

ditty, with a purity score of 61, which I keep hidden, what do you expect.? Lets see you are looking for more juicy stuff?

At my previous house there were these 3 sisters across the street and the middle one was in the habit of making out and more in the living room full view of the world and my house when mom and dad weren't there. Well, all I can tell you is my daughter says, "Daddy, what can you see with binoculars at night?"

Get Smart:
Woman in room: "Room service, there is a naked man in my room".
Hotel guy: "I'll be right up".
Hotel guy: "I don't see any naked man in here...."
Woman: "Well, you can see him if you get on this chair and look down".

FitAndFun321 56M  
6055 posts
10/20/2006 10:49 pm

I saw that site, too...

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