Secret Jokes  

rm_silkditty 67F
12408 posts
5/9/2006 7:35 pm
Secret Jokes

When I worked for a TV movie company some years ago, there was a Producer who paid too much attention to unwarranted detail that simply slowed everything down.

One of my co-workers Twilloby and I had a secret joke that was based on an Absolutely Fabulous show. Edie (was that the blonde's name?) had an hysterical line:

She was so anal retentive that she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.

So, whenever the Producer went on a rampage, Twilloby and I would look at each other, and one of us would say, "There seems to be a chair missing today." or "What happened to that chair that was here yesterday?"

We would say that right in front of her and she had no idea that we were having a joke at her expense.

What? Is that bad?

How about you, do you have any secret jokes with anyone?

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
5/9/2006 8:04 pm

LOLOL...I do now!..very funny, thankyou.


rm_hippy6663 66M

5/9/2006 8:21 pm

All the brown noseiers at work are my Joke, and they don't have a clue.

ilsuconu 57M

5/9/2006 10:04 pm

Well, aside from talking about "peach pie" for dessert with my dinner date at Denny's, no, I guess that about covers it!

dankos2069 57M

5/10/2006 10:02 am

In college, there was this guy whose family was rich because they had the patent on the metal clip thingy on a pencil that connects the eraser to the pencil for a long time.....well, anyway, the guy had only one arm and belonged to a fraternity called Alpha Chi Rho - so he acquired the name "the one-armed crowbie". Well, after practice one time I saw the guy playing a pickup game in the gym and I was watching him and he was giving it his all but in reality he was an obnoxious pig who was disliked and caused trouble and damage at parties.

Well, soon after, either in a netherland state or in a dream I don't remember...I found myself playing a 3x3 pickup game against the one-armed crowbie, which, in itself, would never have happened but during the dream I yelled to the guy guarding him "he can only go right, he can only go right". I was actually seriously playing this guy in a pickup game!!

So I told my roommate and a few others and that was a constant joke for the next few weeks and so, thereafter, during a party, and if the crowbie was there, we would say "hey pull your hand out of your pants and shoot", or "you're absolutely right" and stuff like that. It would sometimes catch his attention and I think he knew. Other people were hip to it and it was like a standup comedy thing at his expense sometimes. Ahhhh, the mammories, I mean, memories.

pandoo5 61M
398 posts
5/10/2006 10:35 am

no I prefer to tell them so they can enjoy it to.

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
5/10/2006 6:53 pm

Are you good in bed?

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