Alien Probe Sighting  

rm_silkditty 67F
12408 posts
6/3/2006 9:49 pm
Alien Probe Sighting

it was bloody awful hot
so I got home and thought
"I'll just get naked
'cause I feel a little bake-ed"
so I'm sittin' in my chair
with my heiney sorta bare
and I'm starin' at the screen
when just like in a dream
I hear a little whirring
like beetle wings stirring
and much to my surprise
an alien probe flies
right before my eyes
while it is winging
it is also singing

"bend over baby,
and let me drive"

well, my mouth falls open
just like I was dopin'
then I hear
right by my ear

"don't want your mouth
it's what's down south
that holds the golden key
to the secret of eternity"

then the probe lifts me up
and tries to shaft my buttercup
so I cry out
I really shout

"you'll never probe my ass
you really have no class
there is no secret there
only sweetly funky air"

just then my cat jumped and hissed
'cause she was really pissed
and swatted at the guy
which made it start and fly
into the night
and out of sight

so look out LA
there's a probe on the loose
don't bend over
for that lucky clover
protect your caboose
from a dastardly alien goose!

(I can't believe I wasted time writing this, how pathetic...)

(click on photo to enlarge)

rm_leegs56 56M

6/3/2006 11:33 pm

it is always great being naked!!! don't u think???

rm_magnet4u22 50F
18406 posts
6/4/2006 8:53 am

Poor little alien


rm_leegs56 56M

6/4/2006 10:43 am

thanks silk..and like i said before u have great legs!!!

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
6/4/2006 10:53 am

Ah, so you've met him!!!

Lovely pic.


rm_magnet4u22 50F
18406 posts
6/4/2006 1:07 pm

I'll keep my eyes open....


Intensity4U 53M
7432 posts
6/6/2006 10:07 am

So, that's like Close Encounters of the... 4th? Kind.
& PLEASE don't tell us "what's good for the goose..."

ohcurious14 60M  
1684 posts
6/6/2006 10:50 am

LMAO OMG Silk, You do realize you are starting to sound like me?

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
6/7/2006 10:05 pm

I can see that happening around here. veeery nice!

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