A Whole Lotta Whackin' Goin' On  

rm_silkditty 67F
12408 posts
5/23/2006 9:12 am
A Whole Lotta Whackin' Goin' On

Vito's back in town! But not for long...

Vito sneaks up on Tony having coffee in a shopping mall, tells him he wants back in, offers money. Tony confronts him about being a fag, and Vito blames it on his medication.

Vito: "I can get a note from my doctor."

Tony: "A note from your doctor that you like to suck cock!"

In the meantime, Carmela and Ro fly to Paris to get away from it all. In a taxi, French playing in the background, an uncomfortable Ro asks Carmela "Do your bowels jam up when you fly?"

While Carmela is away and having religious epiphanies in cathedrals, Tony consoles himself with blow jobs while he's driving.

Phil hears Vito's back and demands action from Tony.

Tony tells da guys that Vito's gotta go in order to placate Phil.

The priest gets his two cents in about Vito, says he's damned: "There's nothing gay about hell!"

Phil beats Tony to the touch and ambushes Vito in his motel room. The mafia grapevine is quick and Bobby delivers the news to the guys:

"Vito was beat to death in his motel room with a pool cue rammed up his ass."

Total silence from da guys as they absorb this horrific news.

Then: "Wish I'd borrowed money from Vito" (not sure who delivered that line)

Tony's rightfully worried about Phil's power play "He can do anything he wants, this is only the beginning."

Phil, nice guy that he is, consoles Vito's wife (is it his sister or his cousin, I forget), and generously offers to make the funeral arrangements. (slime bucket! slime bucket!)

Startling action when a guy comes in to da guys' kitchen, cracking jokes about who was cornholing Vito (I honestly got a little lost here- was the guy who came in one of Phil's guys? and who was he
referring to?) Little Stevie's character (can't remember his name!) and the cook erupt and knife the guy to death.

Tony walks in, sees the body, throws his hands up and walks away in horror and disgust, "Look at the mess you made now!"

So now it's down to Tony against Phil - and the preview tag line is that we're going to see "last episode of the year." Which means it's NOT the last season, as was threatened...

goboi_go 56M

5/23/2006 11:44 am

thanks for the review..since there is blood I will have to see it. Can't believe I missed it again. It used to be at 10 pm now its at 9 and I still haven't gotten used to it. I guess, if I am representative of the Nielson family, then it is not compelling enough for me to remember it on a reg. basis. Don't forget, it could all end if Tony is whacked in the last episode.

Little Steven is = Silvio Dante

ldftb1 36M
214 posts
5/24/2006 6:01 am

thanks a lot for that. its not out here yet in london but at least it is confirmed that vito is a fag

goboi_go 56M

5/24/2006 7:06 pm

the guy was one of Phil's guys and the cook was Vito's father. They set him up for Vito. The guy kept sticking it to Vito with all the fag jokes and like you said they erupted. Did you see the size of that knife? holy shit.

The Paris trip was such a bore. That Ro was one big downer. Good to see ol Tony still isn't above getting a hum job in the front seat.

ldftb1 36M
214 posts
5/25/2006 1:29 am

    Quoting rm_silkditty:
    Another Sopranos fan! Thx for stopping in.

    Has any of the new season played yet in London?
not yet, but we have ways.lol
am about to wacth this particular episode now

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