21 Days  

rm_silkditty 67F
12408 posts
5/22/2006 3:20 pm
21 Days

I was complaining to the Hot Chili Pepper about how unbalanced I felt, so she told me to eat fer god's sake, and made up some special bath salts for me: sea salt, hyssop, lavendar, sage.

MMMMMM soaking in a hot bath with incense burning and soft jazz playing

But now I have a bath tub full of dried herbs to clean out, and how can I do that when a great fatigue has descended over me and I am famished and just want to eat Doritos until I pass out.

I am starting a 21 day "cleanse," and will have to throw out all my crack, pour my Mad Dog 20/20 down the drain, throw away Bad Al's phone number, crumple up my brown paper bag, and white-knuckle my way into purity.

Day One

How boring.

rm_leegs500 49M

5/22/2006 7:03 pm

i think that bath u set up would work for me!!

goboi_go 56M

5/22/2006 8:19 pm

Why 21 days?
Mad Dog, haha, I have some bad dog memories of that shit, that and Boone's Farm. How's a kid supposed to learn about things in life if he can't visit the wild side.......early enough to enjoy it?

Actually, the wine will help cleanse you.....if you can call it wine.

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
5/22/2006 10:16 pm

I hate when I have to do that too!


ilsuconu 57M

5/23/2006 7:04 am

Practicing on friends? For 21 days? Sounds, uh... interesting!

rm_leegs500 49M

5/23/2006 5:34 pm

your welcome..anytime

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