The Parrot and The Magician  

rm_sharky117 55M/50F
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4/22/2006 4:22 pm

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4/22/2006 4:24 pm

The Parrot and The Magician

This magician is on a cruise and during each of his evening performances he gets heckled by this parrot who was brought onto the ship by a passenger. During each of his tricks the parrot will say it’s under his arm, it’s behind his back or it’s in his pocket basically giving away all of his trick secrets.

Well just before the last show of the cruise, the ship hits an iceberg and sinks. The only survivors are the magician and the parrot. Adrift at sea they share a piece of wood. For over 2 days they do not say one word to each other only stare at each other. Finally on the 3rd day the parrot says “okay I give up, where did you hide the fucking ship?"

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