The Wal-Mart Erection  

rm_shagknight 49M
135 posts
8/7/2006 7:18 am

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The Wal-Mart Erection

I am a people watcher. No matter where I go, or what I am doing, I am alwaysa obeserving others. Someday, this may be my downfall -- probably in the form of whisplash from the accident I will have ont he highway from oggling a pretty-thing in the vehicle next to me as opposed to paying attention to the road.

This brings me to my recent trip to "Wally-World."

Who ever set up the Super Wal-Mart stores is either a genius or a sick bastard.

If you haven't noticed, the Sporting Goods Department is right next to the "Intimate Apparel" Department.

Normally, the patrons of these two departments would have nothing to do with one another. However, to a "people watcher" like me, it can lead to very interesting things.

I was perusing the softball bats and gloves ehen I looked across the aisle. There, I saw two gorgeous women, in their mis 20s I would assume, looking at a particular nighty/teddy/whatevey-you-call-it.

One was holding the satin apparel up against her front saying, "Do you think this would look good?"


I found myself imagining her adorned in that outfit -- awaiting her man -- and since this was my fantasy, her man would be me -- lol

Before I knew it, another part of me was getting into the act as well...


Too bad the "Cold Shower" Department isn't located near Sporting Goods as well.

Until Next Time...

Is that a softball bat in you pants?

Sweetpickles69 48F

8/7/2006 7:45 am


tracy_de_lacy 106F
9268 posts
8/7/2006 7:54 am

My friend arheilegenman admits that he picks women up in walmart

Bye everyone, it was a blast

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
8/7/2006 8:01 am

OMG! How you made me laugh! When I go to Walmart later today, I'm going to be watching for those men in sporting goods....and guess where my eyes are going to fall. The other funny thing is....that great minds think alike! I blogged on almost this very subject today! lol

phoenix639 50F

8/7/2006 9:08 am

Thats funny.

Walmart have now taken over Asda here & there clothing dept is right by the cds & dvds. Lingerie is nearest to the youve no idea how paranoid im going to be when looking at new underwear now.

rm_shagknight replies on 8/7/2006 10:52 am:
Wear ryhe right clothing and you might end up in one of those DVDs... oh what, they probably don't carry those at Wal-Mart...

Taking my softball bat and going home to my cold shower -- lol

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