Men...Beware of rivers lol...  

rm_sexylovebaby 32F
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2/7/2006 12:55 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Men...Beware of rivers lol...

One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting
close to a river and
her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out,
an angel appeared and
asked, "Why are you crying?" The seamstress
replied that her thimble
had fallen into the water and she needed the
thimble to make her living.

The angel went down into the water and
reappeared with a golden
thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the angel asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The angel again went down and came up with a
silver thimble. "Is this your
thimble?" the angel asked. Again the seamstress
replied, "No." The
angel went down again and came up with a
wooden thimble. "Is this your
thimble?" the angel asked. "The seamstress
replied, "Yes." The angel was pleased
withthe woman's honesty and gave her all three
thimbles to keep, and the
seamstress went home happy.

Some time later, the seamstress was walking with
her husband along the
riverbank and her husband fell into the river. When
she cried out the
angel again appeared and asked her, "Why are
you crying?" "Oh, my husband
has fallen into the water!" The angel went down
into the water and came up
with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the angel
asked. "Yes," cried the
seamstress. The angel was furious, "You lied!
That
is an untruth!" The
seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me. It is a
misunderstanding. You
see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would
have come up with Tom Cruise.

Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up
with my husband.
Then,if had I said 'yes' you would have given me
all
three. I am a poor woman
and am not able to take care of all three
husbands,
so THAT'S WHY I said
yes to Mel Gibson."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman
lies,
it is for a good and
honorable reason and for the benefit of others.
That's our story and...we're sticking to it!

CHEERS FOR ALL WOMEN...........!!!!!!


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