I May Have To Play Joan  

rm_sexxikritter 53F
888 posts
9/8/2006 8:50 am

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9/25/2006 8:23 pm

I May Have To Play Joan

But, Thank Gawd I Don't Look Like That Pulled Too Tight Old Prune.

Please go visit bustybettyboop to see what all the hype is about.

Calling all nominees of the First Annual Busty Awards. This is THE place to be.....til it's time for the awards ceremony. You can go over to that tramp Cozy_Red's blog Cozy_Red if you want but you won't see near the star power as you will on this blog. I got THE dish, right here, right now. I've got nominees lined up FOR DAYS waiting to tell me who they will be wearing on THE night. We want plunging necklines for the women. We want men in their finest birthday suits, displaying their family jewles, escorting these tramps in all their finery.
I want details people!!!! Lots and lots of details, right down to where you buy your undies...if you wear them. Then I can run out and get a gown better than yours.

Before people go getting all in an uproar about me calling Cozy a tramp...please remember that I am Joan Rivers, not Kritter and Joan was famous for calling woman tramps and trampy. Just don't want no drama going on...LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!

TonyPlays 65M

9/8/2006 12:52 pm

I want to see boobies!!!

cbron2 75M

9/8/2006 5:50 pm

As long as there is plenty of cleavage and I mean plenty...I'll be wearing my tight fitting jeans,boots and unbuttoned shirt...

rm_YGB_fran 34F
1434 posts
9/8/2006 9:03 pm

I can't wait to show my new outfit (Versace), I'm going for shock value...my gown will be backless and you will even have a glimpse of my thong. there is a deep vee and no restricting bra to ruin things (so there is a gentle jiggle when I skip down the red carpet with my mystery date! and heels, can't forget my heels! All in black looking sexy and sophisticated ready to get down and dirty at a moment's notice.

I'm ready for my interview now..... lol

YGB_fran muuaah muuaah

florallei 100F

9/8/2006 10:19 pm

Hello, I was referred here to let you know my outfit.

Gown by Vera Wang is in silk tafetta. It has a sweetheart neckline to show just the right amount of cleavage (very tasteful). It is off the shoulder and comes down to a basque waist and a debutant swag (the front bodice) and rouging on the skirt with a sweep train. The color is soft gold. My only jewellery will be a classic chandellier earrings.
My hair will be soft curls cascading down my shoulders.


twirly_girl 48F

9/9/2006 12:41 am

Oh good lord.
I'm just gonna go nekkid.
I never have anything to wear.
I guess I could at least wear undies and
a bra, huh?
Black lace push up bra with black satin
*shakes head*


MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
9/9/2006 2:00 am

I'll be wearing my red Dior with the plunging neckline and matching shoes. Jewels by Harry Winston.

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
9/9/2006 4:06 am

I shall wear a fine DJ from a top London tailor's. Seeing what the ladies are wearing this looks pretty classy.

warm xx

cougarprey4play 42M

9/9/2006 6:33 am

Hehehe...so what did you arrive in? Sports car, limo, something really fancy...?

willieatermuff 44M

9/9/2006 7:42 am

I will be wearing a black tux, white shirt(not tie), hair short and spiked with a bit of 5'oclock shadow for that bad boy image. I'll arrive in a strech limo, escorted by the lovely and talented BustyBettyBoop.

SingleWarrior 53M

9/9/2006 5:00 pm

I'll just be wearing the tie my compitition won't be wearing... yes... just the tie

Be riding in on my Indian Cruiser motorcylce as well with maggieswishes riding with me.

SingleWarrior 53M

9/9/2006 6:02 pm

Damn. Motorcycle ran out of gas. No pockets for money. Traded for a white horse, so that's what were riding in!

ZZ_Todd 60M

9/9/2006 7:38 pm

Well, since it is a special occasion, I'll be wearing a bow instead of the FTL whitey-tighties... Hmmm... what color? Red? And... I'll be cumming alone ... in a Ford F-150 (with a cooler full of ice cubes on the seat... what was that color you wanted Cat?)

bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
9/9/2006 10:17 pm

its me! busty and my yummy date willieatyermuff! he looks as sexy as ever. boy were the women fans screaming behind the rope...i'm wearing a versace black low cut,slinky silk gown,nina black satin sandals,with a 1960's bulgari ruby and sapphire diamond necklace and tiffany diamond drop earrings borrowed from a local jeweler for the occasion. i decided to leave my hair down and wild like i just had a good romp in the hay...wait! i did in the limo ride here! *wink* where's the champagne?? lol!

..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?

pussinboots571 106F

9/10/2006 6:24 pm

As a Presenter..........I'm aiming for the elegant look.

My partner for the evening will be ImpureTh0ughts (a tall handsome man, with short dark hair) who will be wearing a black tuxedo, and I pussinboots will be wearing a long deep purple classic style silk gown, with a black velvet bust and waist. The Bust will have a large simple diamond jewel clasping the front to emphasise the cleavage. My hair will be worn down for the evening. My footwear will be a pair of black classic high heels accompanied with a small black clutch bag.


Cozy_Red 51F

9/11/2006 2:15 am

Oh Joan, whats wrong?
woke up on the wrong side of the dildo ?

rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
9/11/2006 6:38 am

    Quoting Cozy_Red:
    Oh Joan, whats wrong?
    woke up on the wrong side of the dildo ?
I woke up IN the dildo.


9/12/2006 10:12 pm

Dress Floor length white Chanel shaped dress with empire seaming and beaded detail. Fully lined with charmeuse. Side zip. Shoes White ankle strapped open toe stiletto….Manolo Blahnik. Hair Up do with Diamond accents Jose Eber Jewelry Exquisite diamond choker with centerfall piece, simple diamond bangle, simple diamond cocktail ring, simple diamond drop earrings Harry Winston, Make up Shalini Vadhera, Lingerie…my date may tell ya sugar

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
9/12/2006 10:18 pm

Just my towel...that should cause quite a stir, on the redcarpet. Easily disposed of in an emergency too.

It will cause even more of a stir if AdultFriendFinder have turned me into a MALEsilhouette yet again though.

I do think certain AdultFriendFinder employees think they're quite entertaining... for myself, I fail to see the humour in it.

Luv n stuff Susie

_Safira 54F
11260 posts
9/13/2006 7:11 pm

I sent you what I'm wearing, Darling. / {=}

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