Ahhhhh, Sweet Stress Relief  

rm_sexxikritter 53F
888 posts
8/23/2006 10:57 am

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9/25/2006 8:28 pm

Ahhhhh, Sweet Stress Relief


I relieved all the stress I was feeling. Did it last night and in the middle of the night and again this morning only to see the weather forecast of rain for Friday. Rain was NOT on my LISTS!
:::deep breath in, deep breath out:::
OK, all better. I have a backup plan. We'll move all the inflatables and the band to the gym. I have a tent coming, people can eat in there.
Now that that is taken care of, I have a little something to share with you men.
Buy a trumpet.
Learn how to play it or at least learn how to make a noise through it. Then, the next time you are giving you sweetie some oral lovins, blow on her clit the way you blow the trumpet.
If that doesn't send her through the roof, I don't know what will. Trust me on this one, fellas. I know of that which I speak.


õ KRITTER õ

Alannc4900 61M

8/23/2006 11:47 am

hmmm m... have to look into trumpet lessons ...

Why do you what to learn to play the trumpet sir?
I just want to make her scream.
Well, it's not really screaming sir.
How the hell would you know? She been sleeping around again?


ZZ_Todd 60M

8/23/2006 12:34 pm

Ahhh... You took my next blog title! My a/c is finally fixed, and that's what I was going to post about... (Just kidding... about you taking the title. Just goes to show that Two Great Minds really do think alike!)


expatbrit49 63M

8/23/2006 1:37 pm

So you are telling me that putting my tongue under the hood and flicking at her clit dosnt work.... Hmmmmmm .... Ok Ill try blowing then

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


digdug41 50M

8/23/2006 3:32 pm

my non punani eatin ass learns somethin new everyday

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
8/23/2006 5:22 pm

LOL Alan. Go now to see about trumpet lessons, she will thank you in who knows how many ways.

Dammit Todd, did you miss my cowboy riding story?

Yes, Expat, that will work also.

WHAT?!?!?! You don't eat punani??? Oh Digs, what's a matter you?


cougarprey4play 42M

8/23/2006 6:25 pm

I love rain!

...but with all your planning & getting stuff together, that's not good Hopefully it will pass & no worries or moving of stuff!

Hmmm....thanks for the tip!

Take care,
Coug


elysianpleasure 48M

8/23/2006 8:03 pm

When oh when do I get some relief!!!!! rrrrrrr...

Well.. I am happy for you.... but for me... rrrrrr

I read in a book once... that you should not blow into a women. It can cause a blood clot and can actually be dangerous. I don't know if this is true... but in the book "She Comes First"... a man's guide to oral sex (yeah... nothing wrong with reading)... he makes this statement. So I assume blow on her clit like a trumpet is the vibration feeling... more than blowing air. Just made me think about that... sorry about rambling.


rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
8/23/2006 10:05 pm

I love the rain too, Cougar, but NOT ON MY BASH!!!! dammit!!

Ely...you are MORE than welcome to ramble on my blog any time! I got your relief riiiiiggggggggghhhhhhtttttt HERE!


cbron2 75M

8/24/2006 10:40 am

Hey Kritter..THANK YOU!! for the tip..I played trumpet when i was much younger..but I remember how..now i just have to wait for the opportunity to "blow' again..Thanks and have a super day..inflatables?????
Clint


SirMounts 103M

8/24/2006 2:12 pm

kritter...
Why yes... the alternating of more cool and more warm breaths on the clitoris, especially when done at the right time, is exquisitely stimulating to almost all women. *smiling*


free2chose2 67F

8/24/2006 4:16 pm

Sooooooo we are to receive blow jobs?????????

Elysian, men don't seem to mine pumping air other places

Don't worry, be Happy


rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
8/24/2006 7:07 pm

    Quoting spunky11961:
    Hey Kritter! I Played second trumpet in high school band,till I got kicked out...
    ~spunky
Well Spunky, I bet with a little practice, you would pick up that blowing just fine. Need a practice partner?


rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
8/24/2006 7:10 pm

    Quoting cbron2:
    Hey Kritter..THANK YOU!! for the tip..I played trumpet when i was much younger..but I remember how..now i just have to wait for the opportunity to "blow' again..Thanks and have a super day..inflatables?????
    Clint
I wondered how long it would take for someone to say something about inflatables. These are big blow up things that kids play in...like the moonwalk and there's a slide and a bungie run.


rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
8/24/2006 7:13 pm

    Quoting SirMounts:
    kritter...
    Why yes... the alternating of more cool and more warm breaths on the clitoris, especially when done at the right time, is exquisitely stimulating to almost all women. *smiling*
Hmmmmm, you've given ME an idea now. I'll make sure there's a glass of ice next to the bed the next time I visit my trumpet playing man. THANKS!


rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
8/24/2006 7:15 pm

    Quoting free2chose2:
    Sooooooo we are to receive blow jobs?????????

    Elysian, men don't seem to mine pumping air other places
Why yes, Free, I do believe your right. All these years, we've had it backwards and WE should be the ones getting BJs.


cougarprey4play 42M

8/24/2006 7:17 pm

So what's the new update on the rain. It got all cloudy on the drive home, a few sprinkles but nothing major around here.


rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
8/24/2006 9:20 pm

    Quoting cougarprey4play:
    So what's the new update on the rain. It got all cloudy on the drive home, a few sprinkles but nothing major around here.
It's just past midnight and it is raining now. But on the forecast this evening, they said it should be raining only through daybreak. I got my fingers, toes and nipples crossed!


warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
8/25/2006 1:04 am

I have a cavalry bugle as a family heirloom. I'm practising baby, I'm practising!

I'm close to being able to play a full cavalry charge ......

All I need is someone to sit on my face and ride me full gallop!happyf;

Woo Hoo!

warm xx


economickrisis 56M

8/25/2006 1:53 am

I played the bugle as a boy , and I little knew that long-forgotten skill would be useful one day.

Licking, nibbling, rubbing, yeah... but not once did it occure to me to play Revellie on a woman's clit.

Thank you. Thank you.


rm_babyboomer26 67M
898 posts
8/25/2006 4:53 pm

Apparently we lost one of the world's premier pussy eaters today. Maynard Furguson is now blowing his horn with that all star band in the sky.

Boomer


cougarprey4play 42M

8/25/2006 7:45 pm

    Quoting rm_sexxikritter:
    It's just past midnight and it is raining now. But on the forecast this evening, they said it should be raining only through daybreak. I got my fingers, toes and nipples crossed!
That's a lot of things to cross!

It was overcast this morning, then rained about the middle of the day. Now just cold & windy with 53F out; there is a chance of rain tonight...


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