Little Old Lady in court......  

rm_salsa923 104F
168 posts
8/20/2006 9:05 am

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8/21/2006 12:56 pm

Little Old Lady in court......

Little Old Lady in court......

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Bob died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no!?He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!


Sincerely,


rm_sexmad943 41M

8/20/2006 1:32 pm

lol


MsConservative4U 42F

8/21/2006 1:26 am

thats funny..lol..miss ya mylove

errhhmm at my Dado...


Going Where Life Takes ME


MataKhan 107F

8/21/2006 5:44 am

The bastards really deserve it..Dont ever tease a horny old lady


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