Going a little bit crazy.  

rm_roofpig2004 44M
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3/8/2006 7:54 am

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3/18/2006 4:12 pm

Going a little bit crazy.

As I said previously, when the human mind is dealing with extremes, whether it's extreme boredom or extreme stress, it protects itself. Under these conditions you will always find something to bring yourself back to your comfort area.

So for the past couple of days I've had a song stuck in my head. I've been walking around running the words over and over, almost like a mantra. The lovely little ballad is You're Pretty When I'm Drunk by The Bloodhound Gang. Here's a sample:

Regrets I've had a few
First and foremost I'd like to mention you
For the sake of conversation
We'll call you the Brand New Heavy
Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
You can call it big-boned
I prefer to call it gut
You're Buddha, you're Shamu
You're Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
You had harpoon scars
And your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
It was 3 A.M. and I wasn't gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in flour
And aimed it for the wet spot

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