Random felonious acts...riiiiiiiiiiight  

rm_rockDREWstar 32M
37 posts
3/21/2005 10:30 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Random felonious acts...riiiiiiiiiiight

What's up, faithful viewers?
Just got back from class, and I noticed a letter on my door from our Residence Director saying that our behavior has become "a cause for concern," whatever the hell that means...it's probably got something to do with alcohol, even though we've drank in the room a grand total of ONCE all year. As long as there isn't a fine involved, I really don't give a shit. We've been back in school for one day, so I really don't know what they could have found that would be a "cause for concern." Just what I need...some other bullshit to put up with...

This reminds me of some of the random "law-breaking incidents" I was involved in while I was still in the 309...these are just plain funny...and most of them have to do with sex...

My junior yr of High school, I was pulled over by a cop accused of passing a stopped school bus...which IS a felony and I knew that. When he asked me if I knew what I had done, I replied, "Yes, I passed a stopped school bus." Apparently the fact that I passed this bus at an intersection with a green light didn't matter to Porky...he gave me a warning, telling me I was lucky that I didn't have a record...Dumbass...

Senior year: It was the summer after I had graduated, about a month before going off to these hallowed halls. I was with this girl that I had literally met the week before (I initially had a thing for her older sister, but she had a child and seemed lukewarmly interested, so I kept it in the family). She, unfortunately was 16 and I was 18 at the time, meaning that I broke some sort of law about having sex with statues...anyway...we were having really good sex (quite frankly, I was surprised because she was still relatively inexperienced and I hadn't had sex in months). After going down on her for a good 10-15 minutes, I got bored...so I told her to get on top of me, and she more than willingly obliged. After riding me for a brief while we started the missionary position...this is when shit starts to hit the fan. Normally, it wouldn't be a big deal for a girl to orgasm while having sex, but we were outside...in a PARK...past curfew. Needless to say, we were asking to get caught...which kind of made the sex that much better. Long story short, the police see my car in the parking lot, and begin to search the area with flashlights. I immediately got off and told her to put her articles back on...but we didn't assume the "stargazing" position in time to avoid jackass remarks from Porky and the gang. First thing the guy says: "They're not bumping uglies in the park are they?" I must admit this was rather humorous, but I wasn't about to laugh. They would have arrested me, but since I was the "responsible" adult, they just called her house to tell her what had happened...no big deal...I'm out of the woods...
Until the next day, when, at play practice, I receive a call from the very distraught mother of a certain 16-yr old girl who had violated curfew the night before. She goes into this long spiel about how she was gonna press charges and all that jazz, so I told her I'd leave her daughter alone for a while...a promise I have kept as of right now...

Over winter break, I was having sex with one of my best friends from high school, when, again, the cops show up...apparently I was in a "No Trespassing" zone, even though there were no signs posted and I was in an alleyway...the cop tells me that if he hadn't have known my father, he would have detained me...which makes HIM look worse than ME...

Well, I hope you all were amused by my random escapades...and I hope you find as much humor in them as I did...cops can be so stupid sometimes, I swear, and YES all the occurrences are true...b/c if I were in jail, I wouldn't be able to write this...

SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK & ROLL MOTHERFUCKAS!!

===================3~~~ ManMythLegend


green_eyed_lover 31F
28 posts
3/23/2005 2:55 pm

moral of the story is that you like to get caught having sex in public places. cool. i have never been caught in the act by the cops but i think it would be kind of a rush.


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