My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.  

rm_ricop1379 39M
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1/24/2006 7:20 pm

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3/17/2006 1:33 pm

My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

Since I have nothing to say today, I bring you random quotes from Marla Singer. Oh yes, Fight Club is my favorite movie.

"I've got a stomach full of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much."

"You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax."

"You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all."

"Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls."

"I want brain parasites."

"A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger."

"I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar."

"It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road."

"You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me."

"There are things about you that I like. You're smart, you're funny, you're... spectacular in bed... But you're intolerable! You have very serious emotional problems. Deep seated problems for which you should seek professional help."

"My tit's gonna rot off."

"You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!"

"This isn't a real suicide-thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things."

"I've been going to Debtor's Anonymous. You want to see some really fucked-up people..."

"I could check your prostate."

feelinthegroove 35M
1 post
1/24/2006 9:22 pm

nice, very nice. tho i do prefer marla's original line for the topic of your post, it was something like "i want to have your abortion", the studios felt it was too edgy. this particular outtake/edit should be on the second dvd of the deluxe edition. excellent movie, really just great.

SlimGoodGuy 39M

1/24/2006 9:38 pm

I think the asshole tax would ruin many of us.

Next batch of quotes you should go for would be from an organ written in 1st person.

I am Jill's nipple

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