Dwarf Tossing  

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1/18/2006 4:59 pm

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Dwarf Tossing

So I caught the end of The Two Towers last night. Remember the scene where Gimli tells Aragorn to toss him on the bridge, but to not let the Elf know about it? Well, that totally reminded me of this story I read about a year or two ago.

Apparently, the sport of dwarf tossing has become popular in Canada. Oh those silly Canadians. I laughed so hard at the article that I even saved the picture that came with it. (As you can see)

I wonder how far I could toss a dwarf. I’m pretty strong, I figure at least 15 feet. Maybe more if he got good hang-time. Does it make me a bad person to think of this?

I used to think this was pretty degrading for the dwarf. But what if he likes it? I mean, there are people that like to jump out of planes, why not a dwarf that likes to be tossed? I’m sure there would be a little bit of nervousness, but at the same time a huge rush. Almost like a joy ride.

Well, I already know I’m going to hell. I guess this post can be added to the list of reasons why.

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