Virtues!  

AngleCuriePaper 61M
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8/22/2006 2:47 pm

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Virtues!


I suppose if I'm ever going to find a woman to fall head over heels in Love with me,I should make a list of my virtues. Yeah yeah I know,I'll get to my faults later. The virtues list is a lot less work. Lets see! my virtues! I have good table manners,and I am potty trained,I do know what a hamper is and I'm capable of using it,I'm a fairly good cook,and I can wash dishes,I have a pleasant disposition as a rule,I'm gracious and non judgemental for the most part,I'm very affectionate,I'm a fun and creative lover,I'm handy around the house,I'm honest and I don't hog the covers,and I don't have cold feet,I'm handsome{been told this,I wouldn't know otherwise]so I guess that means I'm not narcisistic,that's a virtue,right? I know how to do laundry,and various other household duties,I'm somewhat romantic in that I will draw you a nice hot bath and light some candles for you,and wash your back and your neck and your,well you get the idea,I am capable of whispering sweet nothings into auditory canals and other portals as well. I'm sure there are a whole bunch of virtues I'm forgetting,so I'll update the list from time to time,just to keep you informed.

I figure if I get started on my faults list,I might be able to have it for you by Christmas,nah better shoot for Spring,say around April? Thing is if you really like my virtues,you might be willing to overlook some of my faults. Oh Fuck It! you'll just have to take me as I am!

Siana1967 50F
15 posts
8/22/2006 8:46 pm

I do so enjoy reading your blog ...always a good chuckle, I'm sure Ms. Slender and Willowy will smile often when you find her.

On with the waves we ride,
Siana


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