Here was the funny ....  

rm_randybirch 45M/46F
96 posts
2/7/2006 10:33 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Here was the funny ....


Some helpful hints for everyday and a little late New Years Resolutions..

RELAX!! - get some sleep

Be Loved Unconditionally - Adopt a dog

LOVE Unconditionally - Buy an inflatable doll

GET INTO SHAPE!!! - Choose any shape you desire!

Prepare for your FUTURE!! - Find a Sugar Momma or
Daddy

LEARN SOMETHING NEW! - Figure out how to work the
DVD player (at least the clock!)

Find Inner Happiness - FIND A GOOD VODKA!

Love Yourself - Tattoo your own name on yourself!

Find Daily Inspiration - Read your horoscope

Become a BETTER PERSON!! - BECOME A BETTER
PROCRASTINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF PROCRASTINATION!!!!!! (that would be me...but not this year LOL!!! and Never about sex!)

Anyway, It wasnt rolling on the floor funny but I thought is was good...

Later Honey Bunnies!!
Lux

hardtrucker59 58M/51F

2/7/2006 11:10 pm

well I did not roll over and laugh but i did snicker


ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
2/7/2006 11:45 pm

those are standards that can get me through the bad days


rm_MrSw33ty 41M
1 post
2/8/2006 12:07 am

The Tatoo and Vodak I can get with.


rm_randybirch 45M/46F
49 posts
2/8/2006 10:16 pm

Kisses to you all!!!!!

Lux


rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
2/13/2006 7:48 am

This was my favorite! I had to laugh! >>>>>>

GET INTO SHAPE!!! - Choose any shape you desire!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


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