Oooooook Then!!!  

rm_pussnballs4u 62M/55F
116 posts
8/2/2006 5:00 pm

Last Read:
8/15/2006 5:05 pm

Oooooook Then!!!

A wealthy lawyer seriously_real was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver bardicman to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man
replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife mm0206 and two children runzwithknives artofwar2006 with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children longhairednikki takethemoneyRUN citizen_five mzhunyhole flyaway1012 with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"


goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
8/3/2006 12:23 pm

LOL! That was good!
I'm with Flyaway. Can't we just smoke it?

bardicman 51M

8/3/2006 5:28 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHA. Gotta love it.

Ummm Huny... The only time you ate grass was when you were destroying evidence.

I am not dead yet

kyplowboy22 62M

8/4/2006 11:40 am

"Ummm Huny... The only time you ate grass was when you were destroying evidence. " roflmao Bard. Be nice and play well with others, now lol


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