Yup, they're your nuts  

rm_purrfectpink 42F
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9/10/2005 2:23 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Yup, they're your nuts


Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, I found some more crap that I thought was funny and decided to share with you. Well here goes. Ah hum, This one is called,

"The Psychiatric Hotline"
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*click*
Welcome to the psychiatric hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please press 3,4,5,and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully to the voices until they tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are hallucinating, please be aware that the thing that you are holding to your head is alive and about to bite your ear off. If you would like to go back to the main menu please press 7. Thank you for calling the psychiatric hotline.

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