This guy's got balls the size of church bells  

rm_purrfectpink 43F
104 posts
1/26/2006 9:39 pm

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3/6/2006 7:49 pm

This guy's got balls the size of church bells

A friend of mine just sent me this story, don't know if it really happened but I like it all the same. I figure there's a few people here that well get a kick out of it.

Mind you this was a large wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelope.

Inside each envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man and bride having sex. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.

After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a few minutes, he turned to his bride and said "Fuck you," turned to his best man and again said "Fuck you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "Again I would like to thank everyone for coming, I'm outta here". He had the marriage annulled first thing the following Monday morning.

--I myself would have probably just broken off the engagement after finding out about the affair, but man,what a way to get a taste of revenge.

Shelly_Marie 45F

1/26/2006 11:32 pm

yeah thats a good one! lol good especially if you have the strength and guts to go through with doing it. since evidently she was only thinking about 'the wedding' and not what the wedding was about....

rm_purrfectpink 43F
67 posts
1/27/2006 6:31 am

mzhuny-I'm tellin' ya, they must be the biggest balls I've ever heard of

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