Sex and Vaseline  

rm_purrfectpink 42F
104 posts
1/26/2006 10:00 pm

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3/6/2006 7:49 pm

Sex and Vaseline


A man doing door-to-door market research walked up and knocked on his next door. He was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for the company that produces Vaseline." he stated. "Have you ever used the product"? "Yes," she said,"My husband and I use it all the time." " If you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "Well, we mostly use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on random things around the house like door hinges and such. But we know it to be true that most people use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank with me so far, would you mind telling me in what manner you use it during sex?" "Sure I don't mind telling you at all. My husband uses it on the bedroom door knob, it keeps the kids out."

pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
1/26/2006 11:53 pm

I laughed today,thank you


AdventureBeckons 44M
145 posts
1/27/2006 12:58 am

Brilliant!


rm_Pro_Boxa 60M

1/27/2006 2:53 am

Don't they just turn up at all the wrong moments? Very funny purrfectpink, I'll bear this little tip in mind for the future.


rm_purrfectpink 42F
67 posts
1/27/2006 6:13 am

mzhuny-I lmao the first time I heard it too


rm_purrfectpink 42F
67 posts
1/27/2006 6:15 am

AdventureBeckons-


rm_purrfectpink 42F
67 posts
1/27/2006 6:27 am

Just remember Pro Boxa, make it an even coat to insure maxium slipage


littlsquirt 42M
1 post
1/28/2006 5:33 am

Thats really funny


rm_Greyeyesky 42M

2/3/2006 12:51 pm

That's the first joke I've laughed at all week. Thank you so much!


rm_purrfectpink 42F
67 posts
2/3/2006 3:38 pm

Greyeyesky- That's what I'm here for..........Well, that and a good spankin every now and then


rm_purrfectpink 42F
67 posts
2/3/2006 3:40 pm

Glad you likey littlsquirt


UrFuckBud 62M
328 posts
2/12/2006 2:39 pm

Another Vaseline story

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck.

Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair is tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it. Be strong and I love you."

After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says, "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear.

He thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the
bathroom.
Be strong and I love you too."


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