DWM seeks... again!  

rm_plsbehot 55M
3 posts
3/21/2006 2:00 am
DWM seeks... again!

Mature DWM seeks young, attractive, M/S/D (make up your frigging mind) woman for intense infatuation (mine not yours) ‒ You should enjoy...

Long walks in nature... (when you’ll whine incessantly about all the “shit” men have done to you)

Intimate meals in lovely restaurants... (when you’ll feel free to take 50 phone calls and return at least ten text messages... occasionally yelling out “no shit, dude”... or my favorite... “I did him too!”

Long and intense email discussions of your wants and needs... (which you’ll later deny even remembering)

Naked, full-body massages... (for you of course, not me... after which you’ll announce... “I’m not sure I want our relationship to be sexual”

A true “connection”... (marred only by the nagging question of your father / daughter complex)

If this is you... my shinning little star... then please contact me immediately! (or as an option... Kiss My Ass!)

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