It's a monkey thing  

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7/31/2006 2:56 pm

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7/31/2006 3:56 pm

It's a monkey thing


As I had mentioned before sex among humans is pretty much a monkey thing.In all actuality more like the great apes.Those without tails,such as chimps,orangutans,and gorillas.Don't think so.If not then why did Leaky Sr. send Jane Goodhall out to study Chimps.Answer.By understanding the behavior of chimps one might get an insight into primative humans.Ohh they all say.
But lets not stop there.If we look at all the great apes behavior we began to get a much clearer picture of the base human behavior.
Down at the base your brain is the primative brain.yes primative.It is responsable for a lot of base functions.But to put in simpler terms it is a control room that has a ape sitting behind a fairly simple control panel of large buttons and also a large veiw screen that sees the samethings our more pretentious self sees but only differently.
Now if for example the ape gets hungery,it pushes the button marked food.It is our more pretentious self that determines what might be good to eat.Such as a steak or a veggie wrap washed down by a select wine or a latte.The ape is only concerned about if it tastes good and plenty of it.
If the the ape is afraid or threatened it will push either of the buttons to fight or flee.Based on the size and type of aggressor.
Sex on the other hand is based on MATING.Yes on mating.Making sure the species goes on.And in particular their genes to go on.Which is strickly based on physical appearences, behavior,and instinct.
To the female,she is looking for a strong,well built ape that shows plenty of aggression by beatting his chest and shaking a few banana trees.Why.It is in the gense.If a male gorilla is a big strong silver back,and can chase off any challengers.He is going to provide good genes to make strong offspring.
To the male he is looking for a female that is going to be able produce plenty of strong healthy offspring and is going to be able to care for them.
In their human counter parts.In the ape center,the female human also looks for a male that in good physical shape,and is also aggressive ,but their more pretentious-self calls it self-confidance.In the male human the ape looks at her tits to see if they are big enough to provide for his off spring.He also checks her hips(A nice shaped ass)to see if she is well suited to provided plenty of offspring easily.
Our more pretentious self calls it sex or getting laid or fucking.And it is because of our more deluded selves that comes up with all the different stumbling blocks that makes it even harder to get laid than ever before.It is also the reason a lot of different ways of doing it have been invented.
But once our pair of horny humans have found each other well suited to mate,it all suddenly now has to with the birds and the bees.What the bees have to do with it I don't know.But the birds do give a lot of insight onthe mating habits of the earth bound human.That is for later.

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