Her Name Was Sam - Ode to Fine Literature  

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9/29/2005 5:22 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Her Name Was Sam - Ode to Fine Literature

Her Name Was Sam

I do not like fake profiles and their spam
I do not like them... yet YOU'RE sexy ma'am

I do not like them but find them here and there
Hell, I find them just about anywhere

Yes sadly AdultFriendFinder has them too
What is a poor honest guy to do?

I see that hot sexy picture of you in your boat.
Damn! even I'm not daring enough to do THAT with a goat!

Why yes, I would eat you in the rain
But all these fake profiles can drive a man insane!

You have a website so you say
My credit card? You mean I have to pay?

I know this is a trick, but your such a fox.
You say you're lonely, come lick your box?

Of course you complain your man leaves you lonely
and you won't ask for a commitment, just one hot night only...

Oh I don't like all this porn and spam
But this time it could be true oh sexy ma'am.

Just 16 digits from this plastic card?
you say I can give it to you long, fast, and hard?

But I would not, could not, believe this true.
maybe I'll just answer this one profile...
just for you.

lushgirl69 50F

9/29/2005 7:13 am

Very Dr. Suessical...nice...no spam here.....


12/8/2008 4:51 pm

very nice
intelligent, creative men are incredibly sexy{=}

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