There's One Flaw In Women..  

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3/10/2005 1:56 am

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There's One Flaw In Women..

There's One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman, he had been
working six days straight.
He was very tired. An angel appeared before Him
and said, "Lord, why
are you spending so much time on this one?"

The Lord answered, "Have you seen the spec
sheet on her? She has to be
water-proof, but not plastic or hard. She must have
over 200 movable
parts, all replaceable and be able to run on diet
Coke and leftovers.
She must have a lap that can hold at least four
children at a time, a
kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to
a broken heart and,
she must be able to talk on the telephone, cook,
scold a child and pet
the dog all at the same time with only two hands."

The angel was astounded. "No way! Only two
hands!" "Yes." The Lord
said. "And that's just the standard model."

"Lord, that is too much work for you. Wait until
tomorrow. You can
finish up then."

"No!" The Lord protested. "I am too close to
finishing this creation
that is so close to my heart. She can already heal
herself and work 18
hours a day. I'm just about done."

The angel moved in for a closer look and touched
the woman. "Lord,
you've made her so soft."

"Yes, she is soft," the Lord agreed. "But she is
also tough! You have
no idea what she can do, endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think too?" the angel asked.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to
think, she will be able
to pray, reason, mediate, negotiate and meditate."

The angel noticed something and reach out to
touch the woman's cheek.
"Oops! You've put so much in her, she starting to
leak Lord. I told
you you were putting to much in this one."

"That's not a leak. That's a tear."

"What's that for?" The angel inquired.
The Lord whispered, "Her tears are the way she
will express her joy, her
sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her
loneliness, her
grief and her pride. It is a symbol of her heart."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius
Lord. You've thought of
everything. This woman you are making is truly
amazing is she not?"

With all the pride of a brand new father the Lord
said, "Oh yes she is!
Women have strengths that will amaze men. They
bear hardships and carry
burdens, but the will, at the same time hold
happiness, love and joy.

They will smile when they want to scream. Sing
when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they
are nervous. They fight
for those they love and all that they believe in. They
stand up for
injustice and remain seated in humility. They will
not take no for an
answer when they know there is a better way. They
will go without so
that their family, particularly the children can have
what they need.
They will go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They will go to court with a wayward husband.
They love unconditionally
often, asking for and taking little in return. They cry
when their
children excel and cheer when their friends are
rewarded. They are happy
to hear about a birth, knowing the difficulties that
may lie ahead. They
cheer because they will help a friend through it all.
They love weddings
and might even help make the dress. They can
cook, some can even bake.
Their hearts break when someone dies yet, they
are strong when others
may think there is no strength left. They know that
a hug and a kiss can
heal a broken heart and, they will offer them to
anyone who needs one.
They come in all sizes, shapes and colors. They
can walk, run, fly,
drive or e-mail to remind you that they love you. It
is the heart of a
woman that will keep the world turning and things
in order. They have
the babies because men could never figure out
how to put so much in such
a small space. Women bring hope and joy. They
birth compassion and
ideals. They are the moral support that keeps the
family of humanity
together. Woman have important things to say and
even more important
things to do. They ask very little and offer all they
have -
- that's their one flaw.

"What flaw?" asked the angel.
Sadly the Lord responded, "They seem to always
forget their worth."

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