rm_mzhunyhole 67F
60250 posts
4/20/2006 7:43 am

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4/29/2006 12:39 am

REST IN PEACE finally happened,a sure sign you're growing old...

"Mom,what do ya want us to do with your body when ya die?"
"Cremation or burial?If we cremate ya mom,that would save enough money for a big plasma TV and we'll put your urn right on top of it"..they laughed.

"No way."I told them.I ain't frying for nobody and I don't want to be buried either.Its too cold to lay out there not doing nothing.

Then they said.."Mom,how about taxidermy?We could have you mounted to your computer chair and prop you in front of your computer."

Well,that sounded a little better,though I was cracking up.I told them they would have to click on the blogs all day and post a blog for me so I could keep up with ya all.

Well no mom,they said.It would be a fake computer.They were taking mine,its new.They said I wouldn't be able to see anyway,they use marbles for my eyes.

WHAT!!..I can't keep my eyeballs!I was upset.That was creeping me out.So they assured me that they would make sure that the taxidermist made me my own.

Then I could keep my own computer,my last wish{I told them I'd haunt them if they took mine}...Then they could wheel me in front of the TV in time for American Idol and Law and Order.

I wish I had some good last words here but my kids and I was laughing so hard about the whole situation..our true redneck is showing through..

SOOooooo tell me...What would your famous last words that you would like to be remembered for when ya leave this old world???

When someone comes along,gonna give ya some love and affection,I say..Get it while ya can.

oldude1946 72M

4/20/2006 7:59 am

I thought about mounting ya myself>>!

My last word: Fuck y'all, I had a good time!

n0tatalker 40M

4/20/2006 7:59 am

I'm in love.... with.... mzhuh.........

demonicsexkitten 43F
10689 posts
4/20/2006 8:00 am

How funny... I was thinking of last words yesterday. A friend once said that looking into my eyes he could see such deep sorrow, soul-deep, and so profound that even i barely knew it's existence. and that i wouldn't be able to speak of it until the moment death showed itself to me. And that he wanted to live long enough to stand beside me at that time... to hear what words i had to say. a bit morbid, isn't it?

Last words... hmmm... can i quote a H.S. friend?

"I was here, but now i'm gone.
I left my name to carry on.
Those who knew me, knew me well.
Those who didn't can go to H*ll."

seriously though... i've no last words in mind, other than hoping i get the religious ones out.

qship52 64M

4/20/2006 8:24 am

"I left that pile of money in ... arhgh, ahhhhh...."

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
4/20/2006 8:28 am

"I hope you dance". Great post as usual Mzhuny!

reverend21 51M
1913 posts
4/20/2006 8:31 am


best thing i cn think of to say in that situation is, " See you all real soon"

frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
4/20/2006 8:31 am

LOL.... oh too funny... my son and I haven't talked about burial yet, but he does tell me when I get old he is buying my wheel chair with square tires... Does that sound right??? lol T


tiyannah 48T

4/20/2006 8:37 am


imLadyBambi 59M/51F

4/20/2006 8:41 am


My last words that I would like to be remembered by is "She was a wonderful wife and a excellant lover"

Great blog and thanks for visiting mine.

Lady Bambi

MamChelle 49F
1443 posts
4/20/2006 8:47 am

Last words i'd want to have remembered I loved many, and i loved them all well. *grins*

Sorceror07 55M

4/20/2006 8:58 am

famous last words from moi? hmmmm.... i've thought about the following:

1. here he lies, beneath the grass... burried face down so you can kiss his ass!
2. bigger than life, and twice as ugly

...but i decided on:

3. he died with a smile on his face!

now, that's if i'm burried in the conventional way... and if so i'm to have my gibson SG2 with me... i've had that guitar since i was 14 and it's priceless

otherwise, i can be creamated (also with the guitar) and my ashes sprinkled on a warm tropical beach and ocean... boca grande beach just south of englewood florida will do nicely unless some kind soul would like to carry my ashes to virgin gorda in the british virgin islands and deposit me there

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

bigdaddy71365 52M

4/20/2006 9:32 am

Last words, hmmmmmmmmmm don't spend the inheritance on B S!!!!!!!!

n0tatalker 40M

4/20/2006 9:55 am

    Quoting n0tatalker:
    I'm in love.... with.... mzhuh.........
Almost forgot HAPPY 420!

rm_Rico0825 56M
483 posts
4/20/2006 10:57 am

Your one special lady. I know I'm always running after little sugar babies for fun. But you women, I'd throw them right by the wayside for you.

My final words- This life cycle has run full course. See you on the other side.

rm_yukonpaul 52M
1120 posts
4/20/2006 11:23 am

Make sure they use their turn signals!

luvu2bm9 62F

4/20/2006 11:27 am

Being as i am a big fan of the rock band JACKLY...... and the band moto is "Rock Me Roll Me JACKYL Me Off" I think those words would suit me just fine.....

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
4/20/2006 11:38 am

kids. . .don't you dare bury me! cremate me and spread me out over. . . .well that part is secret. . . . good question huny. . .

rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
1140 posts
4/20/2006 12:05 pm

Too funny MzHuny!! I think my last words would be......"Faster you old Coot!!" LOL!!!!! or "Dammit, just take your dentures out!" Haaaaaaaaaa


caressmewell 55F

4/20/2006 12:08 pm

how about "it is what it is"...

Nightguy_1961 56M
4866 posts
4/20/2006 1:21 pm

I plan on being cremated and my ashes scattered at sea.

But, if I had a tombstone, my final words would read:

"Only staying a couple days, then I'm moving on"


rm_just_me63901 44M
122 posts
4/20/2006 1:39 pm

I did forget. Im so ashamed. BAD! BAD! me. Thanks for the reminder. As for you MzHun, last words? Either live life or Fu*k it! Ya' know, I can combine the two: Live life or fu*k it! That'll work. Final answer.

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
4/20/2006 1:53 pm

My first thought....Kiss My Ass World!'

But other than that, really havent gave it much thought!

misterme1960 57M

4/20/2006 2:01 pm

Anything and everything positive! I try to give my all to the people that matter the most, and I hope that they are as honest as I am. Looking at my life with a smile, and happy that I would past in love and happy with my life and all that I had done...... You have inspired me to write another post before I leave to Cancun for 3 days. But I'll see you when I come home!...............

rm_FreeLove999 48F
16127 posts
4/20/2006 2:21 pm

you reminded me of a poem i wrote years ago about taxidermists, dead birds, etc. it's on my blog ... Foreigner...

i'm fairly sure my last words will be something totally inane...!

[blog freelove999]

DoodleBugISU 36F

4/20/2006 2:32 pm

I hope I don't have any last words... I want to die in my sleep!

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
4/20/2006 2:36 pm

Am I high or what? What's all this about 420? LOL

Now about this end of life thing. I'm really not sure what should be done with my body. One thought I had was to leave it up to the survivors. I mean funerals and such are for the living. Let them do what makes them comfortable. If they want a physical place to visit let them bury me in the ground. Or sprinkle my ashes in a place where they can put up a plaque.

I do suggest that they have a party. No sad sacks allowed. Cry your tears and then be glad for the life I've lived.

Among other things, I want to be remembered for being in touch with my inner child. For the silliness that is me at certain times.

kyplowboy22 63M

4/20/2006 2:39 pm

Last words: "So, that's it, huh?"

Cremated and my ashes dumped at the edge of the pond where I always stood and fished. Let the cows eat the grass I push up....ought to lush and green, as full of shit as I've always been. Later


pragmaticCTcpl 63M/51F

4/20/2006 2:51 pm

I'm coming home dear sister !! and I would hope that they would say about me..."She was one hell of a woman !!!"...then again that could be about you Mzhuny.{=}

heavensdesire 107M

4/20/2006 3:07 pm

Gets can be so senstivie...

Last words... "Well, this sucks..."

Knot4Everyone 41F

4/20/2006 3:31 pm

What would my dying words be? I have no idea! Probably nothing but various sounds (ugh, ahhh, yikes, etc.).

If I were to somehow become clever before I go, then I'd like to have my last words be something like my favorite quote:

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
4/20/2006 3:37 pm

So long, and thanks for all the fish.
(This was a contemporary literary reference and has nothing to do with inuendo, I promise)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

spacecadet561 61M

4/20/2006 4:06 pm

What did W.C. Fields say, "On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia"?

I'd like to be remembered as having done more good than harm, and having left the world a better place than it was when I arrived. As for my empty shell, they can recycle what's worth recycling and then cremate the leftovers.


its_a_go 38M

4/20/2006 4:25 pm

I live in Georgia so my last words would have to be the famous last words of any purebred southern redneck: "Hey y'all watch this"

so long and thanks for all the fish... thank you 1hotwahine!

LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
4/20/2006 4:52 pm

I finally made THE LIST!


rm_KirkVW44m 56M
688 posts
4/20/2006 5:00 pm

Well any that know me would know me IRL would think if the response.. " If you dont like me or the way i am then fuck off i could give a rats ass what you think about me followed by the word NEXT? Where the hell we going now!


giasine 44F

4/20/2006 5:00 pm

Put this on my headstone:


"Like a rotten log
half buried in the ground -
my life, which
has not flowered, comes
to this sad end."

- Minamoto Yorimasa, Samauri, 1104-1180

Looking4sex44240 55F

4/20/2006 5:10 pm

I will be cremated and my friends/family will have a huge party no crying. Then they will spread my ashes at our camp site in the forest.

m1903a3 60M

4/20/2006 5:34 pm

Just had a thought. When us guys die, we can have our- uhh- parts sent to a taxidermist so the ladies we love can carry on without us. Maybe sell em' on ebay to cover final expenses.

TTigerAtty 63M

4/20/2006 6:18 pm

Oh .. Oh Oh .. Oh .. Yes, Yes, Yes .. Oh Oh .. Aaaaaaaaah! Mmmmmmm!

norprin5 56M

4/20/2006 6:43 pm

last words: the entire script for Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

i've already made tentative arrangements for the diposal of my mortal brother-in-law has agreed to organise a Viking funeral for me. they'll wrap me in a blanket or flag - maybe the Cannabian flag, eh? then load me into a canoe full of kindling, light me up and push me out onto the lake...Led Zep's "In My Time of Dying" playing loudly as i burn...

then everyone can go eat and get drunk

luv ya, mzhuny

King Nor XVIII

ProtonicMan 49M

4/20/2006 6:59 pm

Then they said.."Mom,how about taxidermy?We could have you mounted to your computer chair and prop you in front of your computer."

ROFLMAO! Oh My! That is too funny.

"Don't let it end this way. Tell them I said something." --Pancho Villa's last words


rm_hippy6663 66M

4/20/2006 7:17 pm

I'm going to cremated, no funeral, the Kid can get out all the booze that I've put away over the years( none of it ever opened)and have one hell of a party.Scatter my ashes in my garden and Disney World( I'm a disney Freak). But my last words I hope to say are

boydcounty 68M

4/20/2006 8:01 pm

Last Words of Boydcounty
Hold my fuckin' beer and watch this!!!


OboesHonedIambs 63F

4/20/2006 8:12 pm

Too funny, MzHuny.

I don't know what my last words will be. Today I think I'd like my epitaph to be "You picked this special moment to embarass yourself in public, how?" But that's subject to change. Real Estate being what it is, I want to be planted standing on my feet and tree planted over me, ancient style. Otherwise...cremate me.

When my mom was dying of lung cancer, we were chatting on the phone about what to do with her cremains and she was talking about a few things. Glibly (though not in denial) I proposed that she have some of her ashes distributed to each of us - that way we could have a piece of her all to ourselves. Since we were a large, clamorous family with some past dysfunctionality, I doubt as kids we hadn't wanted to be only children and had her undivided attention. Mom laughed and said that mightn't be a bad idea. but little did I know that she was gonna get the last laugh too.

Now, my mom was an unimaginative cook, but in our family and among her friends, she made a killer spaghetti sauce from scratch. Even our Italian born god-parents couldn't quibble about the quality of her sauce. We had many spaghetti feasts growing up and it is a memory we are all unified in as well.

So anyway, Mom died a few days later and my younger sister who was taking care of her, had her cremated as planned. A few weeks later, she brought Mom's ashes home -- in a Classico spaghetti sauce jar... and from there proceeded to divvy them up and portioning them into baby food jars!!! Well, when I got mine, I barely blinked and started laughing so hard and for so long that my side hurt and my sister was standing there grinning & telling me Mom told her I'd "get the joke", but Mom "Still got the final word, baby!"

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee

mycin62 56F

4/20/2006 8:14 pm

MzHuny, you are too funny!!! Great post. Had the conversation with the hubby recently, we both decided on cremation.

Last words, "see ya in hell!!" (I know I'll have a lot of compnay there)

rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
4/20/2006 8:25 pm

mmm last words?? ceeee ya!! xoox gata

Peace xxx K

rm_1SweetBitch 56F
8575 posts
4/20/2006 9:36 pm

My last words would be...I lived life to it's fullest...there is no coulda, woulda, shoulda. When I go, party for me and no need to mourn.

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch

Hampmeister 58M

4/20/2006 9:59 pm

My last words -- a good belly laugh, rich, deep and prolonged.

happyladychat 49F
3740 posts
4/20/2006 10:01 pm

Well... I'll say "No Regrets..."

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!

ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
4/20/2006 10:07 pm

"Wait... isn't there supposed to be light somewhere. guys... SHIT."


My last words... I want to burn so I don't do headstones.


4/21/2006 6:47 am

I want a Viking know.. build a raft.. pile it and me on it with a bunch of straw..send me out to sea to burn...
last words...I have been blessed

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
4/21/2006 12:33 pm

    Quoting norprin5:
    last words: the entire script for Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

    i've already made tentative arrangements for the diposal of my mortal brother-in-law has agreed to organise a Viking funeral for me. they'll wrap me in a blanket or flag - maybe the Cannabian flag, eh? then load me into a canoe full of kindling, light me up and push me out onto the lake...Led Zep's "In My Time of Dying" playing loudly as i burn...

    then everyone can go eat and get drunk

    luv ya, mzhuny
We have the same idea. Great minds yada yada...

My last words? Hopefully, "I love you..."

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
4/21/2006 3:20 pm

Great country song.......

when I'm done with this body, I probably won't be talkin'
want them to take what they can use to help somebody somewhere
and just cremate the rest and sprinkle me somewhere I haven't
decided quite yet

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

Milfman17 56M

4/21/2006 6:47 pm

The body may die but the spirit still lives on...Probably means little to the spirit what happens to the body as it is "disconnected" from it. The body is often explained as the "hand" while the glove that sits over it is the "spirit". At some point, the glove is removed from the hand......This is a natural process, us all being made of "star stuff" as the scientists like to say. My preference would be to have the body creamated and the remains scattered in the mountains. The spirit will dwell among the survivors, likley until we are all called....whether or not we get new form is not well well my dear.

NeedPartTimeSex 64M

4/22/2006 2:25 am

First of all befor I would not have any last words befor I die, however I do have some for after I die. They would have to burrie me face down so everyone that disliked me put me down and what have you. These will be my last words burry me face down so all of yous can kiss my ass

SeaMist1966 51F

4/23/2006 7:12 pm

If ya thought I was a mess this time...Wait till the next go round

lov2godown 50M
12 posts
4/26/2006 8:25 pm

I'm pretty sure my last words will go some thing like this " Hey you this" LOL! For some reason I act like I'm 19 and it will catch up sooner or later.

muleskinner955 48M

5/9/2006 8:43 am

hey hunny if u r in southeast ky holler at me i could eat u up girl damn u look good

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