rm_mzhunyhole 67F
60250 posts
6/17/2006 12:26 am

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Tonight I'm gonna confess something bad I done about 20 years ago.I ain't never told nobody..but I'm gonna tell ya all..

I have worked in two plants that emnployed almost all men and just very few women.When ya work in places like that,men can treat ya pretty bad.Ya ain't welcome,they don't want women working a man's job..it can get pretty shitty sometimes.Men can be pretty damn uncouth..and if ya can't hang and give it back as good as ya get it..well ya just can't survive in that world.

SOoooo I'm working the midnite shift one night and here I am the only woman out there on the job with over 80 men...they are really riding my fat ass..do this fat ass..get this whale tail..we need more gator aid wide load..make us some coffee..That's a WOMAN'S JOB..and you're the only woman out here..hop to it!

Well..I NEVER drink coffee,ever,don't even know how many spoonfuls of what to put where,ya know what I mean?

But,the pricks just wouldn't shut up that night,they just kept riding my ass.You're the WOMAN,now get our damn,coffee bitch!

That done it..I'd had enough.I was gonna fix their frigging coffee.SOooo..I take the glass part of the coffee maker that ya fill up with water in the bathroom..and I get a paper cup and I piss in it and I pour that in the coffeemaker and fill it the rest of the way up with water..yep..I said it..I pissed in their coffee..They made me do it!

Later..as they sat around the room..sipping their coffee..and I was secretly pleased they was sipping my piss in their coffee..one of them..asked me..why I was smiling.I told him I was glad they finally shut the fuck up and left me alone..I asked if the coffee was good..they nodded yes..I felt a teeny bit guilty..but not alot..damnit..they asked for it..didn't they??

Do people ever push ya all's buttons and make ya all do things like that??

Or do ya all know what ya was made to do??

Well..what was ya made to do??

Make love?
Spread sunshine?

When someone comes along,gonna give ya some love and affection,I say..Get it while ya can.

rm_yukonpaul 52M
1120 posts
6/17/2006 12:41 am

About the only thing that I can think of was the time I shot a girl in the back with a BB gun. It was in the hallway of my college dorm. She said something that pissed me off, so I shot her from a distance of about 20 feet. I got 50 hours of community service from the University and had to write a letter of apology to her. That was back in 1987. I have not lost control since.

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
6/17/2006 12:50 am

Good morning dear. I haven't done anything like that. Although I was told about a woman who put exlax in her husbands coffee or in some food or something when she was "pissed" at him.

There's love for ya.

I so wanted to pop the tires on a co workers car when he kinda back stabbed me and my boss. Was plotting how to do it and avoid the security cameras. We ended up working things out and he has been good ever since. Glad I didn't give in to temptation.

Now I know not to get you mad. But I guess it takes a lot to get you to your breaking point.

Those guys deserved it. No excuse being brought up that way; they probably didn't know any different. But rude is rude.

rm_babyboomer26 68M
898 posts
6/17/2006 12:57 am

Mzhuny, I never did any of that stuff that I can recall. Of course, back in the '60s we did a lot of stuff nobody can recall. Like they say, if you can remember the '60s, you weren't really there.

I was just wondering, hun, if you ever worked at McDonalds. You seem to have all the credentials!

Nightguy_1961 56M
4866 posts
6/17/2006 1:06 am


There are those who try to push my buttons...look at the little boy who tried to crap on my blog, but I'm a patient individual....I can wait until they screw up...then I make my move....

Revenge, as they say, is a dish that is best served cold....

Just my opinion....

NG61...slipping back into the darkness...

freetime648 53F

6/17/2006 1:51 am

My roommate had bilked me on the rent and I had to pay for two months all by myself..and I Was a single mom...she then proceeded to move out while I was at work one day and left me stuck with over $500.00 in bills.....I lost my house and everything...so I seen her truck parked at a bar one night and I picked up a piece of cement curbing and threw it through her window.....I even went into the bar and told her I did it....

xx FREETIME648 xx

willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
6/17/2006 1:52 am

Mz.Huny you can work with me anytime.... and the first disrespectful word mentioned to, around, or about you will result in a swift unadulterated asswhipping, that would make my granny proud!!!!!! And yes they deserved it!!!!!!!! And I was made to make sure none of you are smuggling chocolate into the refinery!!!! Its explosive so HAND IT OVER!!!!!!!

brute472 75M
3480 posts
6/17/2006 1:56 am

Remind me not to piss you off!

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/17/2006 2:11 am

Fortuntly, I have never done anything like that. I just get my ducks in a row, then bring out the big gun. Take one shot and it's over Muahahahahaha I'm doing it with my ex right now so I can get visitation with mini-me. I'm taping all of our phone conversations, and documenting EVERY damn thing. That way when I walk into court All I have to say, is HEY this is the stuff your Honor. And I Will Get WHAT I want HEHEHehehehe

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

6/17/2006 2:16 am

Hun E. Hole

Mr. Bambi here...

Ha, ha, ha! That was a good one! I wouldn't feel guilty, bad, or remorseful in the least! They got what was coming to them. I'm still laughing and I wasn't the one who pissed in their coffee.

rm_FreeLove999 48F
16127 posts
6/17/2006 2:28 am

LOL! serves them bloody well right!!

[blog freelove999]

wildoats19622 56M
3530 posts
6/17/2006 2:30 am

I have a few revenge fantasies. I've never carried any out. The one I would like most to carry out I would have to have a friend for. If I were really bad, I would have a female chat to this one co-worker, who stops at a bar after work every day, I would have her get him drunk then let him drive away. I would turn his ass in for drunk driving as soon as he left the parking lot. With any luck that would end his job too. I can't prove it But I'm sure he keyed my 15 year old rusty truck. Don't matter what it looked like but I will see him roast in HELL. Sorry for ranting.


Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.

clitalicious67 50F

6/17/2006 2:50 am

OMG too funny...the only thing that would have made me smile more in that situation is to wait til the fucktards had drank ALL the coffee and THEN told them...the piss was no extra charge (Giggling)

JazzDlight 61F

6/17/2006 3:14 am

Yea I would have put some type of diarreha medicine in their coffee lmao and watch all 80 of them running to the john all night long...the asswipes would serve them right...as SR said rude is just rude period no excuses. Oh and BTW Mz. Huny Dorney Park has a kiddie coaster...we could start you off on that or you could just be the purse holder while Shay, Badass and I go on! lol...you really need to ride a coaster once in your life and we have some great ones. Love, Jazz

skyking412004 55M
5363 posts
6/17/2006 3:32 am

_____I've had three women make me fall in love with them. (Not long enough.)

ilsgicemru 73M
2822 posts
6/17/2006 3:41 am

.................... Mzz Huny

Lol . I would have felt real good that they liked the taste of my "special" coffee !! ... Yes . A little "turned on" !! . Lol

Huny .. I was made to "spread sunshine" !! .. To spread LOVE !! .. I didn't know it until I got here on the blogs !!

I think that you were made to spread LOVE too !! .. Meeting you yesterday . confirmed that !! .. You are a beautiful lady !! .. You radiate love with your smile with your laugh and with your eyes !! .. I really enjoyed our visit !!

BTW .. You can enlarge the picture on your blog by clicking on it !! .. You don't need no technology to make your photo do that .. It just does it !!


......................... Ils

free2chose2 67F

6/17/2006 3:42 am

over 30 years ago, I bought a gun (that's right)and pointed it at my 1st husband (who was treating me badly), the bullets were the wrong size and kept falling out--left him and the gun in Kansas-he lives in Calif now-but look on his face was PRICELESS

Don't worry, be Happy

rm_KirkVW44m 56M
688 posts
6/17/2006 3:45 am

I have worked in places where some guys were what i call disrespectful of women which truly annoys me. I'm the type that opens doors for women, lets them go before me and treats them with utmost respect.. I'm not saying i don't play around with those that know me but there is a line i won't cross. Just the other day some guy was commenting on how some female in my plants pussy was shaved. It was obvious she was uncomfortable about it but she didn't say anything almost like she was used to the harassment. And this guy hasn't ever seen her pussy though he may like to. But people like you spoke of i have known a few but i listen to there shit for only so long before i look them in the eye and say shut your fucking hole which usually ends it )

rm_blkondemand 37M
236 posts
6/17/2006 4:26 am

I enjoyed your confession. It made me ponder for a moment to think if there is anything that I want to confess in my own blog. (HMMMMM...that may be a good one)

Anyway.........when I was younger and dumber, I would allow other people's actions to govern my reaction. I hope I've matured out of that for the most part. I realized some time ago that you do reap what you sow, even if the harvest is in another place and time. I got tired of bad energy returning to me and I've changed the way I react to the "evil doers"

Now, I don't truly beLIEve in EVIL. People do what's right for them. It may be received as evil in someone else's experience that is living life from an entirely different perspective. I try not to live the kind of life that judges others. Judgements return in cycles as well. Those idiots at your old plant (in their blissful ignorance) didn't know any better. They were conditioned by the fools that taught them and you contributed to their ignorance by giving them what they wanted so you wouldn't have to suffer more than you did. (And as a sidenote: Women who make bad coffee probably make male plant workers think of women as even more worthless.)

Anyway, these days I prefer to seed the type of reality that I wish to harvest later in life. I'm sure you've learned the same lesson. When I intend to act in a way that may be received negatively by someone else, I let them know to prepare themselves for something they have given me little or no choice to do.

So in a case like yours, I would've said something like......"All those names you're calling me could result in some realllllllllllll bitter coffee with some added ingredients. How do you take yours? Light and sweet or dark and rank? Its on you!"

rm_blkondemand 37M
236 posts
6/17/2006 4:35 am

Well..what was ya made to do??

Make love? Until the sun comes up and its time to eat the love I made and start all over again.
Write? Yes, I was made to write the observances of the evolving paradigm of human experience for whomever cares to read it.
Bitch? Only as a reaction to conquer weaker bitching (Fighting fire w/ fire)
Spread sunshine? They don't call me "Black Sunshine" for nothing
Cook? Nah, then I would have to eat what I cooked.
What?? I was made to liberate spirits that are in self inflicted bondage by their physical bodies.

redrobin012057 61F

6/17/2006 4:42 am

^5's MzHuny for not taking shit off no man/men....I can just picture that...lol lol lol.
Right on sister girl.


ilsuconu 58M

6/17/2006 4:42 am

Do people ever push ya all's buttons and make ya all do things like that??

Well, THAT'S a new twist on the familiar expression: "Pissed Off!" There's been some folks who figured out which buttons to push, but (like Sexy Disaster said) instead of reacting, I usually wait to respond ... "Revenge is a meal best served cold!"

Or do ya all know what ya was made to do??
Not yet... although everything on your list (except "bitch") seems to be pieces of the puzzle!

mycin62 56F

6/17/2006 5:44 am

LOL, good for you MzHuny!!! They deserved it, you shouldn't have felt guilty

rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
6/17/2006 6:02 am

If the truth be known, some of those guys may have been orgasmic
drinking that coffee if they had known all of your secret ingredients.
I don't think that was how Starbuck's was born; however, I can tell you that if I had been there with you, I'd a probably been holding the cup that caught the pee and may have been tempted to add a littlemore just for giggles and grins.

Emotional Abuse...and name calling like that IS emotional abuse cuts
deeper than any knife could ever cut and pathetic as it is, those guys probably just didn't know any better. My heart hurts to think of women who ever have found themselves in situations like this and I believe that you actually gifted them in..perhaps..a strange way.

You understood how pitifully wrong it is to treat people like that and yet you really didn't *break*..you just amused yourself a tad to be able to keep going. Folks do that all the time in a variety of ways...and as for peeing somewhere, people do it all the time with their words and their energy. The men that you speak of were shitting all over the place with their disrespectful mouths, why not add a little urination to the pot...makes perfect sense to me!

...and maybe drinking fluids that came from your beautiful body helped to smarten them up a little bit without them even realizing it. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how I can rationalize this one for you if you need me to

The bottom line is that your spirit is one that loves and serves, my friend...and everybody has limits, buttons, boundaries and feelings.

What goes round, comes round. Ugly spirited people piss in their
own bowl of cornflakes in the morning...you are anything but ugly
spirited, kiddo. That time in your life would have triggered most
people to have openfired on them at some point in time..one way or
another. People have shot up Post Offices for less.

Sending you love! Let it heal those wounds, MzHuny..it is a new day

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/17/2006 6:20 am

Good for you Mzhuny.....those men deserved it! No...I can't say I've ever done anything like that. But I worked as a lifeguard at a lake as a teenager....and we used to go into the locker room and take the bras of girls we didn't like and wet them down and put them in the freezer! We thought it was pretty funny back then.And right now I'm thinking of replacing my hubby's sleeping medicine with Viagra in 4 more days when I can have sex again!!!! lol

rm_shannee2006 53F
3355 posts
6/17/2006 6:42 am

Wow...this post brings back memories. Most of them not so good. But I think that old crap needs to be cleared out so that's not a bad thing. Thanks for the post....

Yup...this juiciness is from me....


SleekIcilyVarix 42M

6/17/2006 6:44 am

yikes...groty, but funny. It sounds like they earned it.

If you haven't seen it yet, you might appreciate the movie North Country with Charlize Theron. It's about sexual harrassment in the workplace. It was VERY well done.

VATraveler1948 69M

6/17/2006 6:46 am

MzHuny, remind me to never ask you for a cup of coffee! Good job though, they got what they deserved... well maybe not QUITE what they deserved. They probably would have noticed if you had given them what they really deserved (the smell of shit would have probably overpowered the smell of the coffee grounds.)

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
6/17/2006 6:52 am

Well as I sit here and drink my coffee this morning.I picked up my cup and right before I put it to my lips for a drink. I said to myself, Glad Mzhuny didnt make my coffee this morning

Anyway Im a woman, I believe I was put here to raise a family and serve my man. Well I have raised my family and the kids are gone. and The husband, sometimes acts like Im not even around. So I push this fact and try and find someone that will take ME as I am. and Let ME serve them, the only way I KNOW HOW!.....(all the sex he can handle) ..........OK...I know there more to it than SEX....and YEA I know how to do all that other stuff toooooo!

Have a Great Weekend sista!

Christabel168 45F

6/17/2006 6:59 am

another reason, WHY I don't drink coffee... giggling

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
6/17/2006 6:59 am

Well I just LOVE that story .
My future ex pushed my buttons all the time. The entire time we were married he never made one frigging cup of coffee...never "learned" to. We both drink coffee in the morning. Well he would always be up earlier than me and just wait for me to get up to make "his" coffee. And I did it...for years. When he worked at home for a year, he never made my kids' breakfast, told me it was "my job" to do that.
It is a total lack of respect.
But I never did anything like you...I should have!
My sister in law is an airline pilot...she put up with that kind of shit for years...men who gave her shit. Even her own brother (my future ex) thought she was way to "ditzy" to be a pilot. That pissed me off too!! Who says a woman can't do what men think is a "man's" job! WTF!!!
And just comments like those of the men you worked with..well they are a bunch of pricks and I am glad you did something that gave you a little sadistic joy.

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
6/17/2006 7:07 am

You are a better person than me. I would have thrown their coffee cups at their heads.

sassy1296 52F

6/17/2006 7:13 am

Can't say that I have ever done anything to get back at someone. But boy have I thought about it.

One of my moms favorite saying was "what goes around comes around". So now I sit back and wait for it to happen. And I have seen it happen.

ButteryDelight 60F

6/17/2006 7:34 am

I lmao when I read this. Good for you MizHuny.I'm laughing about this still. As for your questions there are certain people who know how to push my buttons. Mainly ny seventeen year old son and my husband. But, it takes a lot to get me angry. I can take a lot before I get to the point of no return. I have not done what you did to get back at them MizHuny but there are a couple of times I got back at my brothers. Once when my brothers wouldn't let me go hunting with them, I hid the bullets to their guns. Another time when they had been teasing me I pulled out the wires to the distributor cap on their truck. Needless to say, they learned that when I had had enough..it was time to quit!

Buttery Delight

JustASingleGirl2 50F
719 posts
6/17/2006 7:35 am

I never did anything like that before, but hats off to you. I am very laid back and very few people push my buttons, but I can see how those pricks did it to you. The got just what they deserve!

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

LabioBent 106M
2082 posts
6/17/2006 7:40 am

Good for you Girl!

How to say "Piss on it!".


For future reference, 1/2 cup in a 10-12 cup pot!


silverbreeze2 67F

6/17/2006 9:05 am

LMAO at the "pee coffee"! Don't blame you a bit on that one. They are lucky it only had pee in it and not something worse. Maybe one of these days, men and women will respect each other in the work force and not show disrespect because of the sex they are. Maybe. In this case...the men had it coming!

Looking4sex44240 55F

6/17/2006 9:07 am

That's funny I would never want to get on your bad side. I never did anything that bad, my ex was so mean and controling he caused me to divorce him. Does that count?

MWWwantsmore 52F

6/17/2006 9:11 am

LOL those guys deserved it! Good for you!!!!

rm_Rico0825 56M
483 posts
6/17/2006 9:30 am

I'd say you have to be put in other people's shoe's before you judge them. But when pushed to the brink, people can do some bad shit to you. That is why I go strictly by the old, " Do unto others as you would like done to you." Or your just asking trouble.

I can amagine most of these men's kids were the bullies at school too. Ya wonder why we have kids bringing guns and shooting up the schools??

There is only so much day to day turmoil we as humans can take. Eventually it all comes to a head in one fashion or another.

rm_bigchoklatdk 46M

6/17/2006 9:31 am

    Quoting brute472:
    Remind me not to piss you off!
Sweet little MZ......can't believe ya did that!!


Ta2dPisces 45M/40F
435 posts
6/17/2006 9:34 am

LMAO, I've done a few things, I was pushed into, they pissed me off so I gotem back. When I was 18, my little brother who was 8 at the time, kept kicking, pinching me, he wouldnt leave me alone, so I spit my mouthful of baked potato in his drink. He told on me, but everyone thinks im so nice, lol, they figured he was lying like always. But he left me alone after that. Another time my son dropped my hubbys toothbrush in the toliet, everytime my hubby wanted a kiss after he had used that toothbrush i was like nah, its ok. Man, I sound mean. But sometimes I think ppl need to be paid back for what they do.

Formerly Kypris_GuardDog, AdultFriendFinder Ate Me, & I Didn't Like It!!

giasine 44F

6/17/2006 9:38 am

I reported to my first ship in 1992, shortly after I graduated Navy boot camp. The ship was a non-combatant vessel, so there were about 180 women on board out of a crew of 1,000. I'd say a good 97% of the men on that ship had transferred there from combatant ships (carriers, frigates, destroyers, amphibs, etc), so they had never served with women before. Even in 1992, it was a different Navy...

I get there, a wide-eyed 18-year-old, first time away from home, haven't got a clue. I report to Deck Department- that department's job is driving the ship, painting the ship, mooring the ship to the pier, using cranes to lift boats in and out of the water, and so on... My new supervisor was an E-5, and he tells me to go get a needle gun and use it to chip old paint off of an area the weather deck. Now if you don't know what a needle gun is, don't worry, because I didn't know what the hell it was either. I went to the department's gear locker and asked the guy in there for a needle gun. He hands me this thing that looks almost like a hand-held jackhammer along with a coil of air hose, some gloves and protective goggles, then sends me on my way.

I get back to my little work area, and I don't have any idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do with this shit. So, I put the stuff down and go find my supervisor. He was standing right around the corner speaking to about six of my male coworkers. When I approach, they all stopped talking and looked at me. I told my supervisor that I got all the gear, but I needed someone to teach me how to use it.

He absolutely went off on me... Totally ballistic... The only thing I remember from his tirade is a line that will stay with me for the rest of my life: "You're a stupid fucking cunt!"

Oh, HELL no..........

I think I paused for a split second, only because it took that long for it to sink in that he actually had the gall to call me that for asking him for help. Then I lost my mind. We were nose to nose in a screaming cussing match, calling each other every name in the book, and also making up a few. It took three of the guys to separate us because they actually thought the conflict was going to escalate into a fist fight- they were probably right, because neither him nor I was gonna back down by choice.

The most interesting thing to come out of that drama was that after a cool-down period of about a week or so in which we did not communicate at all, he actually started being nice to me, and trying to extend an olive branch. I never returned the kindness.

PS: I fucked with his coffee all the time.

wickedeasy 68F  
31350 posts
6/17/2006 9:44 am

i was created to help people - it's all i am happy doing so parenthetically, i was created to be poor

once i spit in a customer's salad when i was waitressing but my biggest revenge was importing a gazillion silver fish (shudders) and ensconcing them in my soon to be ex-lover's bed

i've been told you could her the scream a block away

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

meerkittykat 43F

6/17/2006 10:08 am

wow mzhuny...imma stay on your good side.

It takes a lot to push my buttons....but when people do, you dang well better believe they're getting a response from me. I can be mean, and although I don't like doing it, I absolutely will if I have to, and I am pretty good at it....although not proud.

I was made to listen to people....that, I am proud of.

oralsex777 35M
2 posts
6/17/2006 10:15 am

they got what they deserved

pillowtalk4Uonly 60F
292 posts
6/17/2006 10:32 am

A-men to what goddess1946 said ... Preach On Sista..!!

Mz Huny ...I was telling your sister yesterday that before my husband passed away, he was blind for about two years. I played some really good jokes on him during that time. My favorite was when we joined a new charismatic church. He had remember seeing the Pastor on T.V. before and knew he was a handsome white Guy. But when the music started up and this one lady sang a solo part he asked who that was? She had a very deep and soulful voice. I told Olie that was the Pastor's wife. He inquired if she was a 300 pound black woman and I said something like "Yes ... that's incedible that you could describe her so well just from her voice!" She of course was just a white as I am and weighed much less than 300. About 6 months before Olie passed away he had a new kind of surgery and his sight was restored. When he saw the Pasotor's wife for the first time we all laughed our asses off ... It was Great..!!

* Ya'll I was privileged to spend the day with Mz Huny yesterday and beleive it or not she is even sweeter in person than she is in Blogland.. Thanx for your hospitality Mz Huny!!

~ pillow ~

oldude1946 72M

6/17/2006 11:30 am

I pissed on a cops windshild one night after he made me mad

qyxx 61F
3334 posts
6/17/2006 11:40 am

I don't drink coffee so I probably would never had made it,but if I had, that would have been a great pay-back!!


RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
6/17/2006 11:51 am

do people make me do things like that. No, because I have no problem telling them to fuck off and die from the git-go. I have a "take no shit from ANYBODY "poicy, and I strictly enforce it.

What was I made to do? Hell, I dunno. Piss people off, rattle cages. Protect and love women. Smoke weed. I try to be a role model as for what NOT to do. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

spacecadet561 61M

6/17/2006 12:46 pm

The good news is that a properly functioning coffee pot will kill any nasty germs. If it was mostly guys making coffee, and if they bought the really cheap stuff, and if the water in the plant was bad to start with, they probably didn't even notice the "extra flavor".

I've been tempted to get back at people, but too many times in school I was the one who got into trouble for trying to retrieve MY stuff from other kids who'd taken it. So, I stew a lot in my own juices, trusting that those who do me wrong will have to answer eventually for their sins.


oldman1776 80M
3164 posts
6/17/2006 12:57 pm

Nope do what I damn well want to.

sumwon_else 45M
19 posts
6/17/2006 2:10 pm

Do people ever push ya all's buttons and make ya all do things like that??

People pushed my buttons when I was younger, and yes I have taken revenge on people. I don't get much flack from people at this age, however.

Or do ya all know what ya was made to do??

I guess I'm still learning that all the time.

Well..what was ya made to do??

I'm kinda stumped on this one. Hopefully, I'll figure it out as I go along the world of blogging. Spread happiness, I suppose.

cbron2 76M

6/17/2006 2:40 pm

Good afternoon.MzHuny...That blog really got to me!! Those ignorant bastards got just what they deserved...I might have done more than just piss!!!I am so sorry you had to put up with their shit!!!!..As for me,I probably would have got my ass kicked cuz I would have stepped up for you and told them to get their own damn coffee and leave you ALONE!!..Now I am angry..sorry!!!!! Anyway..I was made to dance (love it)..Make Love..(always desire it..AND LOVE IT!!) and to spread sunshine wherever I can..I especially love to make people laugh..But, right now I can't cuz I hate how some men treat women!!! especially here in Louisiana!!! I don't know why the women stay with these ASSHOLES!!! Well you struck a pet peeve..MzHuny..again sorry you had to go through it..still hope you have a super saturday!!!

leegs55 56M

6/17/2006 3:28 pm

good for u muzz..any body.. women or a man..a boss should treat their working people with respect!!! good for u!!

CastsAetasPoets 53F

6/17/2006 3:33 pm

I've had my buttons pushed that's for sure. I leave that shit up to karma. It hasn't let me down yet. I could write a book on all the shit my X did to me, but we don't want to go there.

(And we probably do have similar friends, fun ones!!)

Guess_hooze_back 44M

6/17/2006 3:34 pm


NOW OILERS WIN STANLEY BOWL< WESTERN CIVILIZATION CHANT ALLAH! ALLAH! like RealLiv say in comment in Back in tha New York Groove.





Djeeper1987 48M

6/17/2006 3:45 pm

Now I know to never piss you off

You go girl!!!

Carpe Diem

warmandsexy52 66M
13164 posts
6/17/2006 3:55 pm

Mzhunyhole thou must not tease
Or do things wrong that will displease
Cos if you do and drink coffee
You'll be drinking MzHuny's pee.
The moral of the story's this
There's many ways to take the piss!

Good on ya babe. If they don't know how to treat a lady properly they can expect unlady like wrath. "Fair doos," as we say in lil ol England.

warm xx

TheLilFondler 34F
2576 posts
6/17/2006 3:56 pm

flour on a windshield in the summer when morning dew falls causes an interesting dough like substance that is left there hardens when it fully dries and you have to scrape the shit off with a razor blade or scrub brush.... doesnt cause any damage really just a major pain in the ass... never should have called me a cunt for defending my sister *smiles sweetly*

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

insaneredhead 47F

6/17/2006 4:05 pm

I like your style huny! I've never pissed in anyone's coffee but I've keyed a few cars.

rm_gent258 69M
486 posts
6/17/2006 4:42 pm

Mzhuny, they had it coming and you have nothing to be sorry about. Women have as much right to work as men do and they should not have to put up with a lot of horseshit just to have a job.

duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
6/17/2006 4:57 pm

Good for you! Those fuckers deserved it.

The only thing I can think of doing is making someone feel like a mouse in a corner with my sharp tongue. If I remember the scenario, I'll post it.


Notfunanymore 106F
10289 posts
6/17/2006 5:20 pm

I've never done that! That's a good one though! More power to you sista!

I gave my brother water from the top part of the toilet one time! Painted his face with lipstick while he was asleep!
~~ He made me do every damn thing for him!

I'm born, to be a mom, dance, cook, make those patients and friends I'm around laugh!

I'm real! ~~~ I miss you huny...


~~ Changed my handle due to difficulties on here... I hope you get it.... A.

ohcurious14 60M  
1684 posts
6/17/2006 5:44 pm

OMG MzHunny, And I thought i was the only one who ever did that.

I can't answer the other questions cuz I don't rightly know myself yet. LOL

runzwithknives 61F

6/17/2006 5:55 pm

ROFLMAO MzHuni they deserved it and much more.

Do people ever push ya all's buttons and make ya all do things like that??
Yes there is one that does at work. But I'm getting better at ignoring. Just like I did with the dog when she was bad. Just don't want to put the energy into it...

Or do ya all know what ya was made to do??
Nope, not yet

lightswitch1963 70M/54F

6/17/2006 6:25 pm

I know how you felt. You did the right thing. Mr.L and I worked together in a plumbing company......only female. Well, I had a hysterectomy while I was working there. There was a punk that was on our truck for a while, that would not listen to me because I was female. Well, I started chewing gum for tooth whitening, and had it in a ziploc bag. The asshole (he went by Cowboy, but we called him Cowbitch). He was back in the warehouse, taking care of the trucks. He took ours to clean it.....2 hours later, he came back. The truck was still dirty, and the gum was gone. I went to the boss........amd said Cowboy had taken my hormones (the gum), most men don't know about hormones, so the boss said that when Cowboy asked for maternity leave, he could have it. To this day....6 years later...Mr. L and I are the only ones that know the truth. The rumor got all around the shop, and all the guys gave him HELL! He earned it!!

We'll leave the light on for you.

cuteNEway 42F

6/17/2006 7:23 pm

What pushes my buttons...people that are stupid like the assholes that were runnin ya like a slave
Dance? Like a fool girl!
Make love? All night, every night!
Write? Well here we all are now arent we?
Bitch? SuperBitchofthe26thCentury!
Spread sunshine? not really! lol
Cook? Love cookin...I make an awesome lasagna!

fuddleduck 67M
1006 posts
6/17/2006 8:01 pm

Here I am getting serious ...
My advice to you is forget about petty revenge upon your pathetic low life fellow workers ... complain in writing / if nothing improves - quit and see the right lawyer to sue your company. With the monies you win in the settlement , make sure your kids/grandkids stay in school and get a decent education , and publish a book about your life .

saddletrampsk 55F

6/17/2006 8:20 pm

Assholes all of them..I love playing practical jokes when I was working in the airline industry..and I was made for passing this blunt to you girly girl..take a big toke and pass it on..

Sorceror07 56M

6/17/2006 8:34 pm

lol! that was awesome you did that!! ...of course, after they were finished with the pot of coffee, you should have said since they pissed you off, you pissed on them

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


6/17/2006 8:52 pm

my friend pissed in dudes coffee long time ago.told him about he said tasted good go figure.when the guy died later on in years i use tell my buddy your bad person,lol.try make him feel bad about it.ive never done anyone like that.i sure can bitch alot and go off like rocket,lol.

bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
6/17/2006 9:01 pm

yes...i too have done a few things before when pushed..everyone is human mzhunyhole!!!hugz girl!

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rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
6/17/2006 10:04 pm

I put itching powder in a girl's tampons ...

OboesHonedIambs 63F

6/17/2006 10:18 pm

Hiya Mz. Huny...

Glad you got away with that! I wouldn't have had the nerve to do something physical like that to someone. I get my satisfaction watching idjits get their just desserts and I have been known to happily & cooperatively hand someone all the rope they need to hang themselves and escort them to the cliff if needed.

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee

marywannado 44F

6/17/2006 10:29 pm

Lmao,,, too fuckin funny...

I wouldv'e died laughing when they started drinkin it...

Good for you, that's what I would've done...

docdirk 49M

6/17/2006 11:16 pm

LOL!!!! I love it, and I hope you'd do it again!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

hotandhorny107 60F

6/17/2006 11:20 pm

MzHuny if it had been me the coffee would have had exlax or something like it in it.. As I recall there is a chocolate flavored one that certainly would have done the trick...And I would have removed all the bathroom tissue from the men's room as well. Sometimes I can be so evil LOL

Now, what was I made for? Perhaps to bring comfort and joy to another person that may not be having such an easy time of it. I truly think that if everyone were to do one random act of kindness each day things may slowly change in the world. Of course this may be unrealistic, but imagine if it did. Now I am not talking anything major just something small to make someone's day a bit better.

tootsiedippin 54M/54F
1078 posts
6/17/2006 11:39 pm

LOL....they deserved it. Hey you should not feel guilty as you did nothing that could really harm them. But I do not accept that they made you do it. sorry. what you did, YOU did.


danteszippo 53M
4072 posts
6/18/2006 2:07 am

good one, don't feel bad for pissing in their coffee,sometimes God cant move fast enough on the "get even' thing.

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
6/18/2006 6:05 am

Having lived through some bad times, I'm living proof that some bad times can be lived through. The reason why most of the living are careful is that those who weren't are no longer living.

itigertown2 52M/58F
8 posts
6/18/2006 7:19 am

glad i only worked there 16 yrs.but i never drink coffee so i wouldnt have to worry about that.anyway i was always nice and polite to you.and i realy did enjoy that day at frogtown.

LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
6/18/2006 7:58 am

Too funny...good for you, I know they must've been pushing pretty hard...

_Safira 55F
11260 posts
6/18/2006 7:59 am

MZ HUNY ~ I'd have done the same thing, Sweetheart! Kudos to you. I HAVE pulled practical jokes ... all of my life ... and I've done some nasty mean things to folks on more occasions than not. I'd like to THINK that they deserved it; right?

Be Blessed, Lovely Lady!

Safira {=}

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


_Safira 55F
11260 posts
6/18/2006 8:05 am

Oh ... What was I created to do?

Folks might say write, but that wouldn't be the case.

I was made to show complete acceptance and to help my loved ones make their dreams come true. It's a pretty cool life I have ... I must say.

*much love*

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


JaniSux 46F

6/18/2006 12:56 pm

OMG! Ohh MzH that was great revenge! Bastards deserved it!

Well ok here's one of my naughty ones.. I hardly ever get that pissed at people but every once in a while..

Anyway.. my sis JD used to always put me down with the worse names imaginable and being young and impressionable I believed all that shit. She used to call me names about being fat because she was always skinny.. UNTIL ( lol) karma came back and bit her in the ass when she hd her 3 kids and ohh look who's fat now.. but I never threw it in her face about all the teasing and insults. And even though she gave weight, she never gained boobs with the weight..

Sooo when her and her husband (a boob man) wanted to take my bfrnd and I out to dinner, I wore the tightest cleavage baring blouse possible in family restaurant and that was kinda my own little revenge because even she knew that her husband's a boob man and she didn't have any for him to look at.. that night mine were on everybody's mind... lol

She sat there bragging to my ex about how much she'd made and how much money she could earn and bragging about all her shit, and all I kept thinking is... "yeah but you don't have these..."

My guy at the time, was not impressed with her bragging and he just chuckled later, when I told him what I'd been thiking, he knew me so well that he knew that's why I wore that blouse, and he didn't mind, he loved my boobs..

** No offense meant to those who don't have huge boobs**

JaniSux 46F

6/18/2006 12:58 pm

btw... you look soooo pretty in that pic on this post MzH.

kissnlik 41F

6/18/2006 5:20 pm

Well, Hunny, My job forces me to spread sunshine and my husband forces me to BITCH! I got my own little way of getting back at work though. Every day I walk into work carrying my laptop inside a case that has the words "DAMN YOU ALL" printed on the front of it and the words "YOU SUCK" printed on the sides. I make sure I walk right through the lobby of the hotel where guests can see it. That way they know I'm only paid to say "Have a nice day, enjoy your stay and I'm here to help you when you need it." Now..... my husband gets what he deserves when he gets me started. If he would learn to control his mouth, then maybe I would control mine!

Luvwetcunt1000 50M
1258 posts
6/19/2006 1:14 am

Good one MZ. They deserved it!

There used to be this guy-good friends of the manager of a small hotel I used to work. Too often, when I was working night shift this guy would come in drunk, grab me around the throat, demand for a free room and a prostitute. He would threaten to bit the crap out of me if I didn't do it. I always stood my ground and called the manager down to handle his buddy. But boy, in my heart, how I hated him!

Some years later I moved on to a much larger international chain hotel and guess what? This fucking asshole was also working there. I was a waiter then and he was one of the department managers. He didn't recognize me. Managers were entitled to on-duty meals at the outlets so one day when he asked for a pot of Chinese Tea, I brewed it my way: Poured in the tea leaves, added hot water, drew out all the phlegm I could and spat in the tea! Then I stirred it well and good and brought the pot to his table. I felt good watching him drink it!

crazygurl2xx 58F

6/19/2006 2:53 pm


i was born to laugh.

SmallTightKitty 59F

6/20/2006 8:30 am

YES! YES! YES! LOL LOL LOL You totally rock Lady! Proud of you!

4 posts
6/20/2006 7:04 pm

    Quoting imLadyBambi:
    Hun E. Hole

    Mr. Bambi here...

    Ha, ha, ha! That was a good one! I wouldn't feel guilty, bad, or remorseful in the least! They got what was coming to them. I'm still laughing and I wasn't the one who pissed in their coffee.

rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
6/24/2006 1:27 pm

Oh I love it. Poetic justice on that one, I'd have had a hard time keeping from grinning all night. Nope, never had anyone push me that far other than a stray glass of drink in a face or 2 which was very liberating...sounds like there were too many men for a one on one face full of it, lol

rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
6/24/2006 1:29 pm

2nd thought you done good not to tell them 'cause I probably would have after they all downed that coffee 'tho they might not have believed me There! dammit! ask me to make ya coffee again!

rm_balls4u57 60M
125 posts
6/25/2006 8:24 am

There is something called Harrassment at the work place. You should have gone to HR. They would have all proabably got fired for that. That's no way to act at a workplace. Sory - u had to bear that -- glad u pissed u in their coffee -- maybe put some crap in it too.

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