I'm an angry nymphomaniac...  

rm_myBFisHung 45M/33F
6 posts
7/19/2006 4:23 am

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I'm an angry nymphomaniac...

So I says to my doctor "hey doc, I think I have endometriosis"

And he says "huh?"

And I says "well I'm in a lot of pain every month and I get kinda bitchy"

And he says "that's every woman"
(Fuck him. And not in a good way.)
And then he says "does sex hurt?"

And I says "hell no! sex is great. the more I have, the less I hurt & bitch. sex makes everything all better. I "heart" sex very much. if sex hurt I would probably kill myself!"

And he says "well then you can't have endometriosis. but if I make a tiny hole in your navel I can poke a surgical camera in there and see what the hell IS wrong with you"
So he did.

And then I'm waking up from the sleepy drugs and he says "I figured out your problem. you have endometriosis"

(I wanted to give him the finger, but was so doped up I couldn't remember which one...)

But then he says "by the way, you're gonna be in a lot MORE pain for the next two weeks. don't walk for 3 or 4 days. and no sex for a month."

"WHAT?" (Fuck the finger. I'm gonna throttle the bastard!)

So now I'm an angry, HORNY nymphomaniac. And I'm going to throttle my doc as soon as I see him next week. Stupid doctor!!!

The only good thing about any of this is that I got a whole new belly button out of the deal. I like my new belly button.

In the meantime, though, only one more week to go... And I plan to hold a raging sexfest when it's over.

redmustang91 58M  
8917 posts
7/19/2006 5:16 am

Why blame the messenger when it was your body that failed?

rm_myBFisHung replies on 7/19/2006 1:51 pm:
First off I was the messenger. I don't know if you caught that memo, but I self-diagnosed myself long before the doctor scorned said diagnosis. And secondly my body never failed in anything, except maybe to reproduce and that's not a big deal as I'm not ready for kids. Please try and keep your pointless opinions to yourself and/or use your head as something other than an anal plug.

Gossip_Anyone 42F

9/5/2006 4:15 pm

I had a lap aug 18 2005. I was told that i DIDN't have ovarian cancer like they thought. I 'just' have endo. JUST!
anywho, you can't even see that i had the lap done, although I AM on a $600 monthly shot to shrink the pain...here's hoping, but the nympho part didn't go away with lupron depot... I just can control myself...lol

body that failed? more like got confused thats why the cels bleed because they think they're in the uterus. dont let them tell you it's backwash menses either. MEN WHO have undergone test. cancer have been diognosed with endo. and they've found it in newborns autopsies. dont let them tell you that its caused by a sex diease either... that's hpv.

don't you hate people who don't know a thing about the pain afflicting disease?

rock on girlfriend...there are 5.5 million of us in the usa...

and to think they can regrown your hair, enlarge your penis...make it hard for 48 hrs but they cant relieve our pain or help find a cure...

GossipsBack 44F

12/23/2007 12:23 pm

My doctor thought I had ovarian cancer when i had the surgery. When I woke up he said "you have endometriosis but there's no cure." Hugs!

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