What a load of bollacks...  

rm_muffin162 57M
564 posts
5/28/2006 6:20 am

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7/13/2006 2:38 am

What a load of bollacks...

I hardly ever buy a newspaper these days,there does not seem much point,you can find all the news you want on the net,but occasionally i will get a local paper to read whats been happening in and around Bristol.The story's that catch my eye are always peoples tragic tales and how there actions have landed themselves before the courts,i like to read between the lines and question what this person is saying to save there own skin.

'I certainly didn't mean to kill her.We were happy because she had just bought me a plane ticket back to Britain with her.She had flown over to bring me home'...meaning. He is penniless and she has arrived in Thailand to bail him out.

'We were celebrating with some friends but we had a silly row.We were both very drunk'.

'I threw her across the room'...meaning.I gave her a good beating because she said something i didnt like.

'her head hit the headboard and i think her neck was broken'...meaning. He is lying he knows he has gone to far.

'I shook her for 4 or 5 minutes trying to wake her.When she didn't wake up i broke open my razor in a frenzy before slashing my arms'...meaning.Realizes the enormunity of what he has just done and starts wallowing in his own self pity.

'I passed out but woke up the following day very weak with blood everywhere'...meaning.I have got a terrible hangover and hardly any blood anywhere.

'I wanted to throw myself off a cliff so i walked to the top of the hill.I could hardly make it i was so exhausted'...meaning.I have still got a terrible hangover and this is my second attempt at self pity.

'But then i felt i had to do the right thing.So i drove to the police station'...meaning.I havent even got the guts to kill myself.

'My life is over.I dont care about jail.I dont care about anything else...meaning.I am still wallowing in my own self pity,please feel sad for me it wasn't my FAULT.

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
5/28/2006 7:43 am

so true

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_muffin162 57M
763 posts
5/29/2006 5:29 am

It makes me laugh reading it Paps,but maybe i am just an old cynical bugger.

brightblonde3 59F

5/29/2006 8:50 pm

just saying hello, dear muffin



rm_muffin162 57M
763 posts
5/29/2006 11:12 pm

That was a nice suprise blondy.

Smoooccheeeees back to you.

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