Blonde Joke???  

rm_mtnravyn 61M
501 posts
8/13/2006 1:43 pm

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9/21/2006 10:44 am

Blonde Joke???

A very attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived at a casino and
bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other
answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Moral - Not all Texans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but
all men are men.


rm_magnet4u22 50F
18406 posts
8/13/2006 8:12 pm

That was too funny!



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