Cucumber ,lime and Penis  

rm_moonboy23 37M
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6/7/2006 5:52 am

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6/7/2006 6:46 am

Cucumber ,lime and Penis

There was a cucumber, a lime, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The lime looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall,
some days they put me into tight hole where it smells bad
until I throw up and pass out!."



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