Kids say the Darndest things...  

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9/7/2006 5:26 pm

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9/8/2006 1:09 pm

Kids say the Darndest things...

Here are a couple of jokes of kids saying the wrong thing at the right time...

"Mommy, Mommy. Babies breast feed, right?"
"Yes sweetheart."
"How old are they when they stop?"
"Oh, around one they start to eat solid foods."
"Mommy, how old is Daddy?"
"He's 41."
"Why is the neighbor breast feeding Daddy?"

Lil' Pedro goes to school one day and asks his teacher,
"Teacher, can you eat light?"
"No Lil' Pedro. Why do you ask?"
"Well, my Daddy told my Mommy, [Honey, turn off the light and stick it in your mouth.]"

Lil' Pedro walks into his parents room in the middle of the night while his mom and dad are having sex .
"Daddy! What are you doing to Mommy?!?"
"I'm filling up her tank. Get out and shut the door and go back to bed."
"WOW! Mommy must be on empty."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because the mailman filled up her tank this morning, and now you're filling it up again!"

I hope this brought some smiles and laughs.

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