rm_metalmama69 43F
5299 posts
7/26/2006 3:12 pm

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12/14/2006 6:03 am


I've got the birthday blues today.
One year older and closer to death. ~sigh~

Can you tell me something funny to cheer me up?

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
8/18/2006 10:12 pm

Sorry I missed it. Coulda been one hella party. Happy belated birthday

_Safira 54F
11260 posts
7/29/2006 11:52 am

Sorry I didn't see this sooner, Babes ... I would have sent a joke along ... or some MIDGET PORN! / {=}

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
7/27/2006 4:49 pm

Thanx everyone...I love your comments
If you've seen the Hellraiser movies, I feel like someone has stuck a bunch of those fish hooks from the movie in me and are pulling in all directions. There are about 200 hooks being controlled by 199 demons and one angel. The angel is winning.
All is well today! The time is beer-thirty & I'm feeling just fine, hehehehe!

rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
7/27/2006 4:44 pm

Tabs...With a pic like yours I just might forget all else!
Marnisway...The "welcum to the blogs" made me crack a smile huh huh huh I said crack!
MyDoc...Is that a crack about my height???? hehehuh! I said crack twice!
Nick...Thanx my friend, I'm on it
CookieQueen...You have a wonderful way with words, Thank you so much!
my Metal Master...Dr.Heckle & Mr. Jive could make a corpse piss his pants! A "yerapeein" corpse!
Willing...Thanks bro! That was hilarious!
NB78...My sweet, sexy girl! You warm my heart....and a few other things as well!
Matt...LOLOL! You friggin' rock brother!

mattbrim69 47M

7/27/2006 5:50 am

Don't depend on other people to make you happy or cheer you up. These are things that we must do for ourselves. So, just smile and enjoy the day and when someone lets down their guard and comes close enough....KICK THEM, and laugh while the are on the ground...See, happiness is something you should do for yourself.

Happy Birthday

willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
7/26/2006 7:52 pm

Here's a friendship prayer for you......... May the fleas fo a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch!!!........ AMEN!!!!

Sorceror07 55M

7/26/2006 7:46 pm

hey, didn't i subject you to an evening with jack and mac's comedy tour?

happy birthday month my love

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

cookiequeen1000 54F

7/26/2006 6:53 pm

Sorry, no joke, unless you want to read the bar joke on my blog.

Birthdays do mark the passage of time and we all die eventually, but don't look at it as one step closer to death. There's enough morbidity and negativity in this world without you seeing your life that way. We can all go at anytime...age is irrelevant. When its your time, its your time. Birthdays are always celebrated at the successful completion of another year on Earth. For all the stuff there is to experience, avoid, learn, protect yourself from, endure, cherish, taste, smell, feel, see, love, and have survived it all and live to talk about it is reason enough to be grateful and appreciative. Woohoo!! You're still here! There's so many people in your life who's lives would be less without your presence. It will be that way your whole life. Cherish and savor it all sweetie - the good, the bad, AND the ugly. And remember, any day above ground is a good day.

NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
7/26/2006 6:08 pm

Check out my latest prank call post in my blog. It should help.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

docdirk 49M

7/26/2006 6:02 pm

Ok, 2 midgets walk into a urinal...

No, wait.... a midget falls into a urinal and...

No, hang on, a man steps up to a urinal and pulls out his midget...

Damn. I always fuck these up!

Guess I can't help ya!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

rm_marnisway 86F
5018 posts
7/26/2006 3:40 pm

...had i know you would ask that i would have been

welcome to the blogs...


Nothing is ever the same... when it comes to pleasures.

with a hint....the erotic senses will manifest into an abounding mess of flesh

the mind needs fulfillment of the body

if it feels good is good

I've done it again...*S*

TabithaElectra 39F

7/26/2006 3:33 pm

Damn...when someone says be funny, I instantly become everything but!

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