An Easter Story  

rm_metalmama69 43F
5299 posts
4/16/2006 10:44 am

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4/18/2006 6:08 am

An Easter Story

Happy Easter to those of you that celebrate!

A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the
side of the road
and pulls over.
She steps out of the car
and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," !
he explains,
"I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it."
The blonde says,
"Don't worry."
She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says..

(Are you ready for this?)

It says,

"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!

_Safira 54F
11260 posts
4/17/2006 1:19 pm


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rm_Sylent72 45M

4/17/2006 9:14 am

Thats a funny bunny story! I needed that today!

rm_metalmama69 replies on 4/18/2006 6:11 am:
I am happy to help

Sorceror07 55M

4/16/2006 7:13 pm


...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

rm_metalmama69 replies on 4/18/2006 6:11 am:
What? No cock soup reference?

docdirk 48M

4/16/2006 4:48 pm

YEAH!!! Moma's back!! Moma's back!!!

BTW, that joke was so awful I'll be telling it to everyone I work with tomorrow!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

rm_metalmama69 replies on 4/18/2006 6:10 am:
I am pleased that you find it amusing Doc!

NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
4/16/2006 2:02 pm

Welcome back.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

rm_metalmama69 replies on 4/18/2006 6:09 am:
Thank you, my friend!

rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
4/16/2006 11:55 am

ROFLMFAO I was wonderin way today's lunch was acting so funny that day

rm_metalmama69 replies on 4/18/2006 6:08 am:
Nothing better than a funny rabbitt!!

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