Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex  

maverick1255 52M
2992 posts
9/11/2006 1:40 pm
Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else.

5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.

And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex...

1. You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!

el_ruso2004 42M
33 posts
9/11/2006 1:52 pm

lol, but you can have sex everyday, trick or treating not! thanxs hun, it was so funy!

HotDev1l 46M
1360 posts
9/11/2006 2:05 pm

Breathelessbimbo 50F

9/11/2006 11:25 pm

I hate the ridiculous tradition of trick or treating.

Its something that followed over here from the US quite recently (last 8 years or so) & me & J really hate it. We now go out for a meal & have a bit of peace instead. If we were at home we would have to keep Lucky indoors anyway as kids are noisy & a damn pain in the arse.

I cant stand fireworks either & hate bonfire night. They look pretty so we just watch from J's bedroom window.


9/13/2006 11:47 am

I really enjoyed your list...so funny, and the rest of your blogs.

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