Reasons to Own a Cat Over a Dog  

maverick1255 52M
2992 posts
7/31/2006 10:28 pm
Reasons to Own a Cat Over a Dog

1. Cats rule. Dogs drool.

2. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny.

3. Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.

4. In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.

5. Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you throw them.

6. Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.

7. Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.

8. Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs crash right in front of the screen.

9. No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat."

10. Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'.

11. Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.

12. Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.

13. Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"

14. Garfield. Odie. Enough said.

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/31/2006 10:38 pm

You lick your cats ??? Yuk

maverick1255 replies on 8/1/2006 8:22 pm:

hornylilgirl78 107F

7/31/2006 10:38 pm

Good one!

Number 9 isn't correct though...I had a beware of cat sign on my door once. My little "Rowdy" liked to attack when people came in...and I've been told that those little claw hurt when they're buried in a man's crotch.


"Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. " Robert Byrne


"As kinky as a cheap garden hose!"

maverick1255 replies on 8/1/2006 8:22 pm:
LOL!!!! Thanks!

catkit13 68F

7/31/2006 11:04 pm

no argument from me, the cat lady
i rarely admit this, but i'm afraid of dogs - they're usually larger than i am, and could knock me over with little effort
glad i'm visiting your blog, i'll stop back again

maverick1255 replies on 8/1/2006 8:24 pm:
(snicker) Yea, dogs can be a handful!! Grace is not in their genes!!They will lean on you in a minute!!

rm_dimples565 69F
24436 posts
7/31/2006 11:08 pm

Oh so true. I have 5 cats no dogs

I love numbers oh heck they are all funny as hell

I have a cat that drinks off her paws. Her tongue hs never reached in a bowl. She also ate off her paw until I had her declawed. She tore up my window casing. Bad kitty.

A Drama Free Blog with Smiles


maverick1255 replies on 8/1/2006 8:25 pm:

Ana_6973 44F

7/31/2006 11:09 pm

Don't know if other cats do this but my cat even leaves the room when I'm having sex vs dogs who will sit and watch.

~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~

maverick1255 replies on 8/1/2006 8:25 pm:

rm_shaveclean2 58M/44F
691 posts
8/1/2006 12:02 am

Oh I love this Post....We have 2 Cats!! No Dogs cause I'm the ONLY Bitch Allowed!!


maverick1255 replies on 8/1/2006 8:26 pm:

rm_shaveclean2 58M/44F
691 posts
8/1/2006 12:04 am

Dogs won't even let you throw them.
6. Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.

Ok....You are Wrong for These!!!


maverick1255 replies on 8/1/2006 8:28 pm:
Oh, ouch!!! That cat will make you pay later!
They hold a grudge.

rm_iwannatellu 46F
933 posts
8/1/2006 11:30 am

Very true!

Cats have staff, dogs have owners.


maverick1255 replies on 8/1/2006 8:28 pm:
Thats a unique way of looking at it!!! LOL!!!

rm_turtleBurp 45F
1273 posts
8/2/2006 6:28 am

Ahh but goldfish don't rub themselves on your leg at all!

maverick1255 replies on 8/2/2006 8:37 pm:
Oh, goldfish have there own issues!!! Trust me!! I have huge goldfish outside - and they require a LOT of special care!!

rm_shannee2006 53F
3355 posts
8/2/2006 6:32 am

Good Giggle!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....


maverick1255 replies on 8/2/2006 8:38 pm:
Your welcome.

pussinboots571 106F

8/2/2006 7:09 pm

Mav, another great post. Loved it, funny as.

Might I point out though, that cats do payback. You leave them alone for to long, and they pay you back by pissing / shitting in your shower, or on your carpet. I'm sorry but the stain or stench is there for good.

I have to mention the other day when to my disgust I caught a cat drinking out of the toilet my shock horror, I turned to find cats bum in the air, head and paws lost down in the bowl..........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


maverick1255 replies on 8/2/2006 8:41 pm:
Oh, cats have a LONG memory!!!! They will make you pay!!!!

Hmmm, drinking out of the bowl? Must be trying to see what it would be like to be a dog!!!

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